the guys i need in my guy squad

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GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 38 pts · 1y (6 replies)

I feel like there is some redundancy here with the guy throwing rocks and the guy throwing glass bottles at street signs. I think one friend could manage to do both

Carmakazi@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Nah, it's been tried before, and we've determined the roles are most efficiently split between two people.

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y

That's just 6 roles per person!

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Sometimes you need a Josh. Sometimes you need a chad.

xyguy@startrek.website · 9 pts · 1y

Rock guy is the wildcard fun guy.

Bottle guy is the liability guy.

sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 1y

Yeah, but combo guy will have to work seven days a week.

scytale@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 1y

You can definitely combine that further down into 2-3 guys with overlaps if you find the right people.

bonsai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 1y (5 replies)

The guy who only says dumb shit, reporting for doodie

Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 1y (3 replies)

The guy who is freakin Genius, at your service 🫡

icelimit@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Can you fix my car bruh

Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Better still, I'll fix your whole life so you don't need a car! 🤯

icelimit@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

There's quite a few things to fix. Please get started

seralth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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hansolo@lemmy.today · 24 pts · 1y (3 replies)

This is 3 dudes, max, and 1 is a dipshit where he just shows up drunk to things randomly, and 1 is an overconfident tool with unexpexted loyalty to other guys only.

Ugh...yeah, where the application form for the dipshit?

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Is this post secretly a logic question?

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

Yes but im not into masculinity enough to decode it.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y

Sort of like a Venn diagram question.

BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Im the one who only says dumb shit, according to everyone.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 1y

Classic BudgetBandit, always saying some dumb shit!

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 1y

I'm quite happy with my guy squad who are now middle aged nerds who don't feel the need for stupid epic stuff nor throwing shit at traffic signs.

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Can 1,3,5;8,9,11 be the same guy and crack his own skull at the very start?

sad_detective_man@leminal.space · 8 pts · 1y

guy who only says dumb shit

hello yes I would like to apply to join a squad

bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 1y

"The Guy who is a One-Guy Guy Squad"

astutemural@midwest.social · 6 pts · 1y

This seems like a D&D encounter

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

When you harm public infrastructure, you’re hurting yourself.

myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

And everyone who is walking through those glass shards

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I definitely fill three of these roles. Also, you forgot "the tall guy."

shneancy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

hello tall guy, i am the short guy

RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

Buddy that spot is taken, don't make me sic The Muscle on you

009_Sound_System@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Sounds like the plot to the outsiders

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y

Bottlechucker and Yapper can have each other but the rest sounds like good squad material.

Zexks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

If you throw bottles at street signs youre a piece of shit who deserves to be run over.

spongebollocks@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

i miss wtmmp

kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

Hi, I'm not a guy, but I think I can fill most of these roles for you