I feel like there is some redundancy here with the guy throwing rocks and the guy throwing glass bottles at street signs. I think one friend could manage to do both
This is 3 dudes, max, and 1 is a dipshit where he just shows up drunk to things randomly, and 1 is an overconfident tool with unexpexted loyalty to other guys only.
Ugh...yeah, where the application form for the dipshit?
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GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 38 pts · 1y
I feel like there is some redundancy here with the guy throwing rocks and the guy throwing glass bottles at street signs. I think one friend could manage to do both
Carmakazi@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y
Nah, it's been tried before, and we've determined the roles are most efficiently split between two people.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y
That's just 6 roles per person!
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Sometimes you need a Josh. Sometimes you need a chad.
xyguy@startrek.website · 9 pts · 1y
Rock guy is the wildcard fun guy.
Bottle guy is the liability guy.
sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 1y
Yeah, but combo guy will have to work seven days a week.
scytale@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 1y
You can definitely combine that further down into 2-3 guys with overlaps if you find the right people.
bonsai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 1y
The guy who only says dumb shit, reporting for doodie
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 1y
The guy who is freakin Genius, at your service 🫡
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Can you fix my car bruh
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
Better still, I'll fix your whole life so you don't need a car! 🤯
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
There's quite a few things to fix. Please get started
seralth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
hansolo@lemmy.today · 24 pts · 1y
This is 3 dudes, max, and 1 is a dipshit where he just shows up drunk to things randomly, and 1 is an overconfident tool with unexpexted loyalty to other guys only.
Ugh...yeah, where the application form for the dipshit?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
Is this post secretly a logic question?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Yes but im not into masculinity enough to decode it.
hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y
Sort of like a Venn diagram question.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Im the one who only says dumb shit, according to everyone.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 1y
Classic BudgetBandit, always saying some dumb shit!
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 1y
I'm quite happy with my guy squad who are now middle aged nerds who don't feel the need for stupid epic stuff nor throwing shit at traffic signs.
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Can 1,3,5;8,9,11 be the same guy and crack his own skull at the very start?
sad_detective_man@leminal.space · 8 pts · 1y
hello yes I would like to apply to join a squad
bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 1y
"The Guy who is a One-Guy Guy Squad"
astutemural@midwest.social · 6 pts · 1y
This seems like a D&D encounter
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
When you harm public infrastructure, you’re hurting yourself.
myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
And everyone who is walking through those glass shards
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I definitely fill three of these roles. Also, you forgot "the tall guy."
shneancy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
hello tall guy, i am the short guy
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
Buddy that spot is taken, don't make me sic The Muscle on you
009_Sound_System@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Sounds like the plot to the outsiders
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
Bottlechucker and Yapper can have each other but the rest sounds like good squad material.
Zexks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
If you throw bottles at street signs youre a piece of shit who deserves to be run over.
spongebollocks@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
i miss wtmmp
kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
Hi, I'm not a guy, but I think I can fill most of these roles for you