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c/lemmyshitpost · by Gork@sopuli.xyz · 1y

Priority seating indeed.

357 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world

27 Comments

ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 108 pts · 1y (10 replies)

Boner, Donald Trump, Pregnant woman, Shitting out a child

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Pregnant and post-pregnant

serpineslair@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Pregnant and postgnant.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

That's definitely midgnant

Slovene@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Pegnart and gregnant.

jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Preganananananana

Slovene@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y

Batman

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Mpreg is really getting popular eh

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y

good thing we made mpreg real, eh luigi?

Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y (1 reply)

So I need to give my seat to:

  • People with permanent erections.
  • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
  • The pregnant.
  • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it's tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 27 pts · 1y

Just because the person with 2 injured arms is on the train, it doesn't mean I'm obliged to perform his mother's duties.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y (6 replies)

I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

😂

IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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Klear@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How do you think he injured his arm?

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

He injured it on his massive erection 😢

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
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Noodle07@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You have a massive erection, do you mind if I use it as a seat ?

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Here - I’ll lie down, and then we can play the helicopter game! :D

callouscomic@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1y
  1. Get erect.
  2. Get mounted.
  3. Get preggo.
  4. Give birth.
ddplf@szmer.info · 8 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I can't work out the 4 no matter how hard I bend my head

9point6@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Because it's an edited "haha sex" boomer meme

salty_chief@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Why is Kevin Hart on that persons lap? -The Rock (probably)

KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Looking at the texture of the ink, I'm pretty sure this copy of the pic has been edited to add the pregnant belly to the last one.

pennomi@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
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stinerman@midwest.social · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

A story in 4 acts.

And009@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y

Old age and piles, bad ending

db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Epstein Air

RobotZap10000@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y

P

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 1y

This sign reads like a porn about cockvore and digestion.