Political map of the Americas 2025

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23 Comments

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Norway should have been Chile with oil. Long, thin, mountainous, derpy language all their neighbours make fun of. Fish.

FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wait, South America has fish? Didn't realize, that's crazy.

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Chile

I feel like you're not paying attention

FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Now that I think about it, yeah, this map is basically correct. Let's all be honest, the UK is basically just the US. The English can be as mad as they want, but my country is their fault.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

Any mistake of modern history can be traced back to England

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

I've always thought of Romania as the Alabama of the EU. It's teen mom central. Also the most homophobic country in the EU (roughly 75%) and 85% religious.

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

A tiny US and three Cubas, explains a lot.

bigboitricky@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'm having a stroke off

victorz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Giggety

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Your Antarctica is currently colder than usual with 34°C, but that is far from the original, defining cold.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

does this antarctica have bears? I have questions

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nope. Just Penguins.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

are you taking emigration applications? I hear penguins are crunchy and good in sauce

tatann@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is Sweden marked as Florida because of the death metal scene ?

bigFab@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Exactly. Although I never heard about Florida death metal. Neither swedish. South sweden somehow reminded about Florida shape.

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Chupalo Costa Rica, Panamá Número Uno

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

individual@toast.ooo · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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cholesterol@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Real is the stuff outside of your phone.

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is that a not a single motherfucking Brazil reference?

Derp, I'm colorblind and didn't notice it

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

I'm not colourblind and also didn't notice

cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

Nevada???

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

is denmark really european california? we had some pretty chill danish exchange students and i wouldn't mind emigrating, well, anywhere at this point. i just have some strict legal requirements unfortunately that it looks like germany fits.

Technus@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

Maybe swap California and Canada, US and Florida.