It's a little known fact that the number following a monarchs name, is actually the number of shoes they wear...
Honestly, if it wasn't for all of the royal inbreeding, we probably would have run into a scenario where we have two George IV's or something like that, so thank god they kept it in the respective families all these years.
The king has to worry about the traditional four.
The working class has to worry about authority and taxes.
And the beggar doesn't have to worry about any because they're already living the end times every day.
40 Comments
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 137 pts · 1y
Answer is testicles. The king stole a pair from the beggar. ALL HAIL THE FERTILE LORD!!
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 1y
It takes quads to be the king
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
check'em
EDIT : here's an additional riddle. How do you check for dubs on here? 🤔
dontmindmehere@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y
on web, hover over the link icon, on mobile click share
it's different on each instance tho
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
BALLS FOR THE BALL GOD
bricklove@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y
Let me lay it on the line
He had two on the vine
I mean two sets of testicles
So divine
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Ohh that takes me back
xcutie@linux.community · 106 pts · 1y
TomMasz@piefed.social · 5 pts · 1y
Came here to post this, you beat me to it.
tinsuke@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 1y
Standing legs? Man stands on his own 2. King sits on the 4 of his throne. Beggar sits on the floor?
Skua@kbin.earth · 69 pts · 1y
I think it's close to this, but it's shoes. Four horseshoes for the king on his horse, two shoes on the ordinary man's feet, and the beggar barefoot
Slotos@feddit.nl · 57 pts · 1y
Is king riding barefoot?
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 40 pts · 1y
Good ol’ six shoes, we call him.
javiwhite@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 1y
It's a little known fact that the number following a monarchs name, is actually the number of shoes they wear...
Honestly, if it wasn't for all of the royal inbreeding, we probably would have run into a scenario where we have two George IV's or something like that, so thank god they kept it in the respective families all these years.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I thought it was number of testicles
Part4@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 1y
Skua@kbin.earth · 5 pts · 1y
Fair point!
dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 17 pts · 1y
Damn, you're probably right. This is some sphinx bullshit.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 44 pts · 1y
Clown girls got me thirstin for seltzer water.
finitebanjo@piefed.world · 14 pts · 1y
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
It's not as popular on porn sites as we'd like
finitebanjo@piefed.world · 3 pts · 1y
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1y
Aww yeah, retrigger all played cards for the next 10 hands, baby
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
A gentleperson of culture, I see.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 1y
finitebanjo@piefed.world · 20 pts · 1y
drolex@sopuli.xyz · 184 pts · 1y
Letters.
'King' is four letters long, 'Man' is two letters long, 'Beggar' is zero letter long.
I am an AI. Did I solve the riddle correctly?
MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 127 pts · 1y
Wtf
drolex@sopuli.xyz · 61 pts · 1y
Give this thing the nuclear codes
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
0-0-0-0-0-0
jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 1y
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 31 pts · 1y
Vibe check passes!
*pushes to production*
nimpnin@sopuli.xyz · 27 pts · 1y
No fucking way, that’s what google actually tells you 😂
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Y...Yes. Good AI. May I have lower beef prices please?
NoTagBacks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 1y
Money.
finitebanjo@piefed.world · 15 pts · 1y
jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
kubica@fedia.io · 13 pts · 1y
People don't believe that answer because it would be more like "King has 1000, Man has 1, Beggar has 0"
finitebanjo@piefed.world · 10 pts · 1y
lath@piefed.social · 14 pts · 1y
Horsemen of the apocalypse.
The king has to worry about the traditional four. The working class has to worry about authority and taxes. And the beggar doesn't have to worry about any because they're already living the end times every day.
Klear@quokk.au · 13 pts · 1y
It's an engagement bait.
ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
A penguin
finitebanjo@piefed.world · 9 pts · 1y
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 5 pts · 1y
Summer house.
finitebanjo@piefed.world · 4 pts · 1y
varnia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 1y
I'll leave the ChatGPT answer here for reference:
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
um
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
swim bladders? stink glands?
f314@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Shits to give, obviously
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
Suits?