c/lemmyshitpost · by Gork@sopuli.xyz · 353dSeems legit. 758 points · 39 comments · view on lemmy.world
39 Comments
db2@lemmy.world · 105 pts · 353d
AI is the new tide pod challenge
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 353d
It tastes like burning!
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 353d
It tastes like
burning!slopHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 353d
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 353d
Nice. I wish I had thought of that. It has the bonus of working with the phrase, "oink, oink, capitalist pig" too.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 90 pts · 353d
Get yourself a nice metal frame and DIY it:
Ste41th@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 353d
Never thought I’d see that doctor who reference on here lol
ifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.ca · 85 pts · 353d
I once posted a joke on Reddit about ironing my sack to get the wrinkles out. It got upvoted pretty heavily. Is there a chance this is my fault?
BigDiction@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 353d
It’s funny that not only is there chance, but that your comment or someone making the same joke is the most logical source of this ridiculous bullshit making it into a search result.
Edit: just realized this is probably shopped 🤦
x4740N@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 353d
Wasn't there a joke on reddit about using glue on pizza that google stupid AI picked up as serious
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 353d
Isn't glue used to make pictures of pizza look better?
devilish666@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 353d
subarctictundra@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 353d
Where does one even learn to can?
ebolapie@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 353d
subarctictundra@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 353d
Ah, the Professor
subarctictundra@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 353d
Caned to death
Dotcom@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 353d
The skin grafts would probably be smooth after all is said and done
Klear@quokk.au · 26 pts · 353d
Doing this takes balls. And it won't give them back.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 353d
Nah, no balls needed. Just the sack.
ohellidk@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 353d
Fucking ouch!
mcbenavides85@piefed.social · 10 pts · 353d
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 353d
now... about that other wing you'll need
scytale@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 353d
To be fair, heat does cause it to hang low and stretch the skin, therefore reducing the wrinkles.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 353d
i don't feel like playing with my scrote all day wouldn't it wrinkle back up as soon as it got cold again?
Velypso@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 353d
While i could not replicate this image, i did learn of a horrifying product called Scrotox.
Just simply inject botulinum toxin into your scrote and soon your nutsack will look like Mr Cleans shiny, shiny head!
https://www.antiagingvancouver.com/treatments/scrotox/#%3A%7E%3Atext=Scrotox+utilizes+the+renowned+botulinum%2Carea+becomes+smoother+and+unwrinkled.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 353d
This dude couldn't get any of his customers' balls on his website? I call shenanigans!
Lenggo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 353d
It's probably fine, but Imma leave that link blue
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 353d
huh. i wonder if they could use that as some sort of male contraceptive. i wonder if that's what got them the IRB approval to test it.
salty_chief@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 353d
Bee sting. It works 90% of the time every-time.
Explaining why your meats is inside of a bee hive is a whole different problem.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 353d
I wanna dip my balls in it!
Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 353d
Agent641@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 352d
In the navy I once watched a recruit try to iron his pants while he was wearing them.
expatriado@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 353d
interesting troubleshooting search prompt, someone has pressing problem at hand
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 353d
Post video!
ileftreddit@piefed.social · 5 pts · 353d
Samsy@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 353d
Looks like AI has the natural selection module activated.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 353d
Can confirm, use this trick before every night out. AMA.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 353d
What's your favorite dinosaur?
doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 353d
Chickens.
Godric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 353d
Trying that now; will check in later
x4740N@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 353d
I mean the iron would work bit it would also cook it and leave you infertile and open to potential infection
The skin there is supposed to be naturally looser because those parts need room to move
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 352d
To rinkly