Op please just think about hugging this guy and your tummy touching his tummy. He is the same height as you and he is holding you tight. Think how safe and warm you feel in this moment.think of his jeans rubbing against your jeans. Please just think of his deep voice whispering into your ear lobe. You will probably be cumming soon after reading this and I think I will too.
It's a post on Aneurysmposting where the joke is conservatives using a bunch of buzzwords in order to shift the conversation away from Trump fascism, poking fun at both their tactics and their general lack of mental competence.
Fascist is what fascist does capital weak liberal hands down without governance ye-hawed straight to small government free trading rascals who spike Wall Street shenanigans straight out of snowflake DEI hires!
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IcedRaktajino@startrek.website · 69 pts · 362d
c/IHadAStroke ?
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 53 pts · 362d
I thought c/aneurysmposting
IcedRaktajino@startrek.website · 8 pts · 362d
That might be it. I was guessing since it's not one I subscribe to.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 362d
!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
bobsuruncle@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 362d
It's not me right? I'm not smelling toast and my face feels ok. I thought for a minute it was me having a medical issue.
sad_detective_man@leminal.space · 25 pts · 362d
totally not me:
bisby@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 362d
You had a stroke because your mom cancelled your WoW sub?
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 0 pts · 177d
REMOTE UP CORNHOLIO
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 44 pts · 362d
This was a direct quote from Trump.
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 362d
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 362d
Source? I want to hear him say the word salad.
WatDabney@sopuli.xyz · 32 pts · 362d
I've been especially impressed by the prescience of Bo Burnham's line in Welcome to the Internet - "Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids."
As far as I know, it hasn't become a quote from an actual right-wing nonsense-driveler yet, but it might as well be.
sad_detective_man@leminal.space · 3 pts · 362d
pretty much. they try these things one toe at a time and see what actually gets blowback
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 362d
I'm dyslexic. Somebody tell me what the fuck am I trying to read?
meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 362d
It's okay, this text showed me how it'd feel to be dyslexic
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 362d
Actually yeah. For me it showed what is it like to read something while having a stroke.
BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 362d
I wasn't dyslexic until I tried to read the post
JargonWagon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 361d
I think this created a community of dyslexics. We can all come together and share our trauma.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 361d
I’m pretty sure I had a stroke.
bigfondue@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 362d
Gingerlegs@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 362d
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 362d
Ikr? I haven’t even had any drugs and I can’t make sense of memes?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 19 pts · 362d
Brain worms giving you problems?
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 361d
Would horse dewormer help in this case or is that medical advice ?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 361d
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
StellarExtract@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 361d
For a shitposting community, it's amazing how many people here don't understand shitposts at all.
sad_detective_man@leminal.space · 3 pts · 361d
thx, yeah I think yeah I gotta remember to try my shitposts somewhere else. but that's why we try em out
maus@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 361d
Op please just think about hugging this guy and your tummy touching his tummy. He is the same height as you and he is holding you tight. Think how safe and warm you feel in this moment.think of his jeans rubbing against your jeans. Please just think of his deep voice whispering into your ear lobe. You will probably be cumming soon after reading this and I think I will too.
CannonFodder@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 361d
You could have just ... not written that.
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 361d
Just bringing broke back
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 361d
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 361d
What the fuck is this word salad cowboy saying
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 0 pts · 177d
It's a post on Aneurysmposting where the joke is conservatives using a bunch of buzzwords in order to shift the conversation away from Trump fascism, poking fun at both their tactics and their general lack of mental competence.
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 360d
He's having a stronk, call a bondulance
otacon239@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 362d
He said it best. Thanks, pardner 🤠
MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 362d
I thought LLMs were better than this.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 7 pts · 362d
Frontier Gibberish
https://youtu.be/DNC3OciAF3w
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 362d
Bondulance?
sad_detective_man@leminal.space · 5 pts · 362d
my stronk 😔
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 362d
Now read it in a Boomhauer voice.
nickiwest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 361d
You'll have to add a couple of instances of "dang ol'" on your own to make that work.
BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network · 4 pts · 360d
I think this just gave me a stroke trying to read it...
the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 360d
I'm sorry but do you grammar?
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 361d
Fascist is what fascist does capital weak liberal hands down without governance ye-hawed straight to small government free trading rascals who spike Wall Street shenanigans straight out of snowflake DEI hires!
Right out of the horse's mouth.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 362d
Gaspump necktie golfball Thursday purple nine.
ETA the obligatory "the fuck you talkin' about, man‽"
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 1 pts · 362d
What?
Maven@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 177d
Hell yeah brother!!!!