Can we fucking get over the Pearl clutching on the left and just laugh. Especially with jokes like this. I grew up with the idea that the right were Puritans and somehow the left adopted this ugly tight ass unfunny world view and it sucks.
Can we on the left not enjoy a god damn camel toe and a free god damn coffee and a joke from time to time without the fucking peanut galleries moral objection
I use a virtue signaling app that is updated everyday. It gives me all the things that I have to be against or for. Checked this morning and "camel toe" is under the "bad" items. So to show my virtue I must be against it.
I love V-Sig! Personally I also have the notification app D'Whisl and my daily devotional app IdioLogs to help me further shape my group think. Haven't had an original thought in decades.
Thinking for ourselves is just so much work. Even though most of the directives are idiotic or outright lies it's just easier to go along with it. Hell, what is reality anyway. I used to question things that were complete lies but it took so much out of me. Now I just accept them. Hell maybe in a parallel universe they are the truth.
The think the objection is that this is specifically targeted at women, and it's something that someone might be self conscious about.
"Free coffee to shortest/tallest/skinniest/fattest man" would be also be offensive IMHO, because it's singling out people for a trait for which they maybe don't want to be singled out.
Crude humor is great, if all parties are in on the joke; I believe the point that parent was making was that all parties are not necessarily in on the joke.
And that's ok you know that. Seriously. Some people actually want to be the joke. It's not mean or malicious it's a funny sign shop. I just wish we could all understand it's ok to be made fun of. Life is more tolerable and enjoyable when we can laugh at ourselves and often that only comes from jokes that people have been trying to sanitize or act offended over lately..
I've no idea why finding this funny or not is a political spectrum issue. Like even if you wanted to say people of one side or another would be more likely to find it funny or not you shoehorning it in here feels pretty fucking weird, like you were waiting to make it a political thing.
Can we on the left have some people enjoy a joke and others find it offensive without posting an essay about why either everybody or nobody should find it offensive?
Damn wish I could find something like this. I'm mtf post surgery. For whatever reason my doctor blessed me with a camel toe big enough to punch time cards
To the downvotes: Can't even joke about my own body lol, lmao even. If I had to choose to fight either a real camel or my disembodied camel toe I'd choose the real camel, and if you ever get the chance to see me in pussy hugging clothes you'd make the same choice
I was wondering about the procedure, does 'it' work though? Like with nerves and stuff or medical field not that advanced yet? Low-key thinking about transitioning ngl
If I knew then everything I know now, the pain, the emotional turmoil, having to discover my body on my own, how incredibly frustrating it is to feel useless during recovery, I'd still have done it. Even if I didn't know I'd have as positive an outcome as I have had I'd still have taken that chance. My body was so wrong to me I was going to end up dead if it wasn't changed. Everything is better now I'm so happy to have the body I do
I was able to discuss desired outcomes but there's no guarantee on these things. Plus the first surgery is more about getting everything in place and functional then people can go in later to pretty it up if that's wanted. From what I experienced each surgeon has really specific skills and you shop based on that then let the chosen one go to town on the bits. The things I was most invested in had more to do with certain functionality than looks so that's where my discussions were focused. Now that I'm here though I wouldn't change a thing I think having a camel toe from hell is hilarious so it gets to stay
I thought it was the Big Beautiful Boundless Beefy Beastly Booty-Eatin’ Bacon Barbecue Bunger Burger
But really Bernie orders one for everybody in the restaurant
Or maybe it was the Big Brapping Beter Butt-Eating Booby Bunging Bodacious Buttery Bunger Back-Baby Bernie Sanders approved Bitten Boundless Beyond Burger (It’s Vegetarian)
41 Comments
makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 353d
Imagine being the woman who drags herself in there, still mostly asleep, orders her coffee, gets it free?, drinks it, goes outside and sees this
That'd be pretty fucking gross
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 353d
Can we fucking get over the Pearl clutching on the left and just laugh. Especially with jokes like this. I grew up with the idea that the right were Puritans and somehow the left adopted this ugly tight ass unfunny world view and it sucks.
Can we on the left not enjoy a god damn camel toe and a free god damn coffee and a joke from time to time without the fucking peanut galleries moral objection
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 353d
I use a virtue signaling app that is updated everyday. It gives me all the things that I have to be against or for. Checked this morning and "camel toe" is under the "bad" items. So to show my virtue I must be against it.
TeddE@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 353d
I love V-Sig! Personally I also have the notification app D'Whisl and my daily devotional app IdioLogs to help me further shape my group think. Haven't had an original thought in decades.
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 353d
Thinking for ourselves is just so much work. Even though most of the directives are idiotic or outright lies it's just easier to go along with it. Hell, what is reality anyway. I used to question things that were complete lies but it took so much out of me. Now I just accept them. Hell maybe in a parallel universe they are the truth.
TeddE@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 352d
Thinking for ourselves is just so much work. Share, repost, repeat.
⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟, 👍, ⬆️
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 352d
IdioLogs is a great brand name
qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website · 12 pts · 353d
The think the objection is that this is specifically targeted at women, and it's something that someone might be self conscious about.
"Free coffee to shortest/tallest/skinniest/fattest man" would be also be offensive IMHO, because it's singling out people for a trait for which they maybe don't want to be singled out.
Crude humor is great, if all parties are in on the joke; I believe the point that parent was making was that all parties are not necessarily in on the joke.
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 353d
And that's ok you know that. Seriously. Some people actually want to be the joke. It's not mean or malicious it's a funny sign shop. I just wish we could all understand it's ok to be made fun of. Life is more tolerable and enjoyable when we can laugh at ourselves and often that only comes from jokes that people have been trying to sanitize or act offended over lately..
AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com · 11 pts · 353d
I've no idea why finding this funny or not is a political spectrum issue. Like even if you wanted to say people of one side or another would be more likely to find it funny or not you shoehorning it in here feels pretty fucking weird, like you were waiting to make it a political thing.
TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 353d
Could you… explain how it’s funny?
Cuz… what?
There’s a big difference between seeing someone with major camel toe and laughing about it vs this weird creepy predator shit.
violetsoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 353d
is basic human decency both political and left wing
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 352d
Unfortunately yes. Kiiind of always has been to some degree, but increasingly mask-off since ~1848
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 352d
Can we on the left have some people enjoy a joke and others find it offensive without posting an essay about why either everybody or nobody should find it offensive?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 352d
No, essays are cool. More essays.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 352d
Wait, does the barista want a closer look?
-me, after that
molestme247@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 353d
bam13302@ttrpg.network · 36 pts · 353d
Mickey7@lemmy.world · -22 pts · 353d
Ironic how any guy that says "disgusting" desperately wants to see it.
0ops@piefed.zip · 35 pts · 353d
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 35 pts · 353d
Damn wish I could find something like this. I'm mtf post surgery. For whatever reason my doctor blessed me with a camel toe big enough to punch time cards
To the downvotes: Can't even joke about my own body lol, lmao even. If I had to choose to fight either a real camel or my disembodied camel toe I'd choose the real camel, and if you ever get the chance to see me in pussy hugging clothes you'd make the same choice
malware@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 353d
😳😳 damn
I was wondering about the procedure, does 'it' work though? Like with nerves and stuff or medical field not that advanced yet? Low-key thinking about transitioning ngl
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 352d
Sure does work, and here you go my hole story: https://lemmy.zip/post/39222527
malware@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 351d
Sounds a bit scary, but your story gives me hope, on god ❤️ thank you for sharing
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 351d
If I knew then everything I know now, the pain, the emotional turmoil, having to discover my body on my own, how incredibly frustrating it is to feel useless during recovery, I'd still have done it. Even if I didn't know I'd have as positive an outcome as I have had I'd still have taken that chance. My body was so wrong to me I was going to end up dead if it wasn't changed. Everything is better now I'm so happy to have the body I do
Gladaed@feddit.org · 3 pts · 353d
Do you not discuss desired outcomes before such surgery? I struggle to believe they don't have a wide variety of possibile outcomes.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 352d
I was able to discuss desired outcomes but there's no guarantee on these things. Plus the first surgery is more about getting everything in place and functional then people can go in later to pretty it up if that's wanted. From what I experienced each surgeon has really specific skills and you shop based on that then let the chosen one go to town on the bits. The things I was most invested in had more to do with certain functionality than looks so that's where my discussions were focused. Now that I'm here though I wouldn't change a thing I think having a camel toe from hell is hilarious so it gets to stay
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 33 pts · 353d
Khanzarate@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 353d
Thats not an "until", it's a winner
Mickey7@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 353d
Real camel toe is disgusting. The other is just fun to look at.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 352d
Furries can be foot guys too.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 353d
I DIDN'T GET FREE COFFEE!
To be fair, the other guys was better.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 353d
Moose Knuckle gets a free Beef Bacon Belly Buster Breakfast Burrito.
kautau@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 353d
I thought it was the Big Beautiful Boundless Beefy Beastly Booty-Eatin’ Bacon Barbecue Bunger Burger
But really Bernie orders one for everybody in the restaurant
Or maybe it was the Big Brapping Beter Butt-Eating Booby Bunging Bodacious Buttery Bunger Back-Baby Bernie Sanders approved Bitten Boundless Beyond Burger (It’s Vegetarian)
I never remember which one
https://youtu.be/geTFoNMeN18
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 353d
those are more expensive, right? a win's a win
sundray@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 353d
I'm having trouble imagining what would constitute "best" in this context.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 353d
You can give out multiple free coffees
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 353d
Like porn, it's hard to define but makes it good but you know when you see it
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 353d
This particular bar actually had a woman who was an expert on rating moose knuckles. And she was doing the judging
black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -7 pts · 353d
I hope this is AI generated and a bad joke.
exu@feditown.com · 3 pts · 353d
You're in a shitposting community man
black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -2 pts · 353d
Shit post ≠ shitpost
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 352d
What's the problem?