But I kinda do try to not dress undertaker chic bcs I find that folk don't appreciate that (like non-undertaker coworkers that don't drink depresso in the morning).
I just feel bad I didn't know where the candles were.
(And, additionally, that bcs of the weird look on his face I "had to" point out that I don't work there & to perhaps find someone in a red shirt with a big store logo on it.)
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neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 349d
They uh...they were hitting on you.
Windex007@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 349d
There is a right way and a wrong way to shoot your shot.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 349d
And this was the right way
can@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 349d
The right way always includes cheese in some capacity.
khannie@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 349d
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 347d
Magic does exist!
LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 348d
https://existentialcomics.com/comic/193
nialv7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 347d
There's only one of each?
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 10 pts · 349d
As long as you’re in the cheese adjacent area and not the feminine hygiene area.
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 347d
I can't tell if you're serious.
don@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 349d
I guess you could say that it came out of the bleu
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 5 pts · 348d
mon dieu!
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 347d
mais non!
(et bravo, @don@lemm.ee)
marius@feddit.org · 31 pts · 349d
So do you know how to use cheese or no?
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 349d
Novice: “Is this too much cheese?”
Expert: “Never too much cheese.”
Codandchips@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 347d
DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 349d
They call me... Cheeselord.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 349d
It's him!
He Who Stands on Geometry the AI Cannot Traverse!
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 349d
Step 1: use all the cheese.
Step 2: …
Step 3: profit
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 11 pts · 349d
I've ... been asked where the grave candles are ...
(I'm not goth, I didn't even had any of my metal shirts, just business casual)
Evkob@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 349d
What does it say about me that from this comment, I immediately assumed I'd find you attractive??
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 348d
Ty.
But I kinda do try to not dress undertaker chic bcs I find that folk don't appreciate that (like non-undertaker coworkers that don't drink depresso in the morning).
I just feel bad I didn't know where the candles were.
(And, additionally, that bcs of the weird look on his face I "had to" point out that I don't work there & to perhaps find someone in a red shirt with a big store logo on it.)
don@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 349d
So, uh, where are the uh, grave candles? The grave?
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 348d
Should have pointed him to the rave (stroboscope) candles.
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 9 pts · 349d
i fuckign love cheese
don@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 349d
smae
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 349d
So, a mouldy milkmaid kinda thing?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 348d
"Looking"/"Sounding" like you know what you're doing with cheese are compliments.
"Tasting" like you know what you're doing with cheese is probably also a compliment? Maybe a toss-up?
"Smelling"/"Feeling" like you know what you're doing with cheese might not be.