Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently

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NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 120 pts · 360d (18 replies)

This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they're bored. No playing outside cuz "is annoying and dangerous", not playing with their phones cuz "is unhealthy and dangerous".

What the hell should they do then?!

InputZero@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 360d (5 replies)

I remember quite a few adults telling me that children should be seen, not heard when I was little. It was popular and sucked.

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 360d (2 replies)

My ex step mom (may she rest in piss) favorite saying. She said that shit all the time.

Few others I don't hate people, I hate their actions. (She had a lot of hate)

Actions Speak Louder then Words (only good saying I took from her)

She would say these things at least once a day. But always hated the seen but not heard one. Because I was an active kid and couldn't be ignored.

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 360d (1 reply)

You have my sympathies.

Id offer you a hug but im too irony poisoned to figure out hiw to write the offer in such a way that it doesnt come off as mocking.

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 360d

No need she died last month and apparently was just as hateful at the end as she was in lif. So no big loss.

SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 360d
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umbrella@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 360d
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DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 360d (2 replies)

Build a nuke in the backyard, obviously

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 360d (1 reply)

The reference: nuclear Boy Scout

xspurnx@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 359d

Thanks, never knew about that guy. Wow.

interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 360d (3 replies)

They want them to go toil in the mines

potato_wallrus@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 360d (2 replies)

Does that count as playing outside?

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 360d (1 reply)

We do more mountain top removal than underground mining these days.

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 360d

So fresh air and sunshine! Seems like perfectly good leisure to me!

/s

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 360d

Invest in real estate.

Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 360d (1 reply)

Get a job

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 360d

The real answer.

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 360d

Die, i think, given our position on climate change. Kids shoukd die,

We should all collectively commit suicide, and these damn kids should shut the fuck up while we do.

fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 358d

A lot of people just hate kids. It's a big problem

r00ty@kbin.life · 44 pts · 360d (1 reply)

Well duh. Play outside... Somewhere else! :P

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 360d

They should play in the park.

But also...

inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 360d (27 replies)

So this reminds me of when I was taking my CCW class and going over hypotheticals and legal ramifications.

One scenario was you see a kid opening your fridge would you shoot the kid. Now there was a church group there that was also taking the class with us and a few of them raised their hands and one was called.

His answer was yes.

My group I was with all looked at each other and went WTF and just shook our heads, raised our hands and went of freaking course not because morally it would be soooo wrong even if it was legally okay.

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 360d (25 replies)

I'm from Texas and can count the number of responsible gun owners with one hand. I understand why we need to be armed; still there are a lot of people that shouldn't. Your story reminds of that shooting that happened at a church that happen to have the good guy with a gun ^tm^. There was some talk about allowing some people to be armed at the church I was going to with my parents at the time. Some members and the pastor went to some event with a lawyer talking about some stuff around it and I joined out of curiosity. The overall meeting was pretty mehh, but there was a nice tangent about how much you can drink and still have your gun and ammo. Some cop that was in attendance tried to call them stupid, but they pushed back that its okay if you only drink such percent drink per hour or remove the receiver. Not a great look for the cream of the crop.

wischi@programming.dev · 14 pts · 360d (24 replies)

I understand why we need to armed;

I don't. Why?

Seleni@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 359d (3 replies)

Because in America things like the Tulsa Race Massacre happen a fair bit, and the cops either stand by or join in, so you have to be able to defend you and yours.

Remember folks, armed minorities are harder to oppress.

wischi@programming.dev · -2 pts · 359d (2 replies)

Remember folks, armed minorities are harder to oppress

That's why we hear of all those cases were ICE agents are shot by the people they bully. Oh wait... we don't.

inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 359d

No but we do hear about things like this

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/lincoln-heights-ohio-armed-protection-group-neo-nazi-rally-rcna196240

I'd join them in a heartbeat as a minority and you'll notice that they didn't go and randomly shoot people either.

Seleni@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 359d

Because those people weren’t armed.

Edit: and if that wasn’t true, why are the racists trying to disarm them?

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 360d (18 replies)

Because we need to be able to defend ourselves and our communities from fascism and others who want to oppress us. Easier said than done of course.

buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 360d

Unfortunately the definition of fascism varies depending on who you're talking to. There are an astounding number of people in this country who think that allowing abortion or gender affirming care are a form of fascism. And they think it's alright to use guns to fight what they perceive as fascism.

Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 359d (14 replies)
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InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 359d (13 replies)

Not enough

Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 359d (12 replies)
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InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 359d

You wouldn't believe it. Still not something to post in a public forum.

wischi@programming.dev · -1 pts · 359d (1 reply)

Have you recently watched the news? Looks like it's not working.

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 359d

I have and that does not mean we won't need to arm ourselves for our defense.

fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 358d

Nazis everywhere

Geodad@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 360d
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stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 360d (5 replies)

Is this about the kids that got shot playing ding dong ditch the other day?

https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/01/us/ding-dong-ditch-boy-shot-houston-hnk

meliaesc@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 360d (2 replies)

There was another one where the guy got in his car, chased them down, and ran them off the road. 3 murder charges over a doorbell.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/16/us/doorbell-prank-california-sentence.html

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 2 pts · 359d (1 reply)

Wow, California too huh?

meliaesc@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 358d

The main difference is the Texas case involved a gun, in California the unstable psychopaths need to resort to vehicular manslaughter.

potato_wallrus@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 360d

Sadly yes

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 3 pts · 359d

Ah fuck, I was really hoping this was a random meme and not related to anything topical.

Guess that's too much to ask for these days, unfortunately. Grim times.

etherphon@midwest.social · 29 pts · 360d (1 reply)
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chaogomu@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 360d

Ding dong ditching used to surge whenever that one episode of the Simpsons played.

Because kids will be kids.

The injuries and deaths seem more linked to adults losing their God damn minds watching Fox News

jdf038@mander.xyz · 20 pts · 359d (2 replies)

To be fair it was a millenial (42 year old) who did that. Still horrible. But yeah.

Alaik@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 359d (1 reply)

I wanna say he was late gen X or xillenial, but ill freely admit I just don't want my generation to take credit for his dumb ass.

AlexLost@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 359d

It's more than just dumb. It's senseless. You gotta divorce yourselves from the love of the gun, cause this is never going to stop until you do. If it's acceptable to you, carry on. Nothing to see here.

IWW4@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 359d (2 replies)

Lmao as if boomers are that young..

Bosht@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 359d (1 reply)

I think boomer has morphed to fit a certain selection of people which basically means 'old and out of touch'.

bytesonbike@discuss.online · 17 pts · 358d

Boomer is no longer a age range, it's a personality.

Like Karen.

abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 360d (1 reply)

Referencing this

salacious_coaster@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 360d

I'm noticing a trend of no-context posts just assuming everyone just read/watched literally the same story as OP did.

MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 360d (1 reply)

Man... My parents used to kick us outta the house in the morning. They would tell us we could come back inside for lunch around noon but then we had to leave again. We would bike around and get into all kind of shenanigans. Call them from a payphone and instead of saying our name for the call we would just tell them where we were super fast and then they would hear that and decline the call lmao.

As long as we came home before the sun went down or we called them from a friend's house to get approval for a sleep over they didn't really care what we did all day. Good times.

fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 358d

Now the kids who got to do.that put GPS trackers in their shoes

kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 360d (5 replies)

Carl, of all people? 😂

radiouser@crazypeople.online · 12 pts · 360d (3 replies)

He absolutely wouldn't tolerate happy children outside of his property.

potato_wallrus@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 360d

Especially if they're in his friggin pool

FriskyDingo@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 360d (1 reply)

Two scenes after Carl is mildly inconvenienced by happy children:

"Hey where everybody going? The party's just getting started!" As he's surrounded by 3 whoorse he'd enlisted for the evening. Each more busted than the last.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 358d

one of them secretly is a plutonian, because they thought this was a Too Wong Foo convention.

potato_wallrus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 360d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 11 pts · 360d

They want kids to play outside so they have something to shoot.

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 8 pts · 359d

This is the first thing I saw on Lemmy today and it made my morning, thank you lol

obinice@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 360d

American boomers*

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 360d

Cursed country.

Nikls94@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 360d

They’re done playing video games. They’re doomscrolling now

TheBat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 360d (1 reply)
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ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 360d

Band name? Band name.

BastingChemina@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 360d (3 replies)

Replace the gun with a car.

How much of the "outside" can a kid access today without taking the risk of being it by a car ? As soon as he crosses the door of the house he risks his life.

I don't understand how we accepted that as normal.

Now compare that with a carless world, kids could go everywhere.

Abduction or aggression are still a risk but almost insignificant compared to the risk of being hit by a car, yet this is the one we are talking about.

inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 360d (2 replies)

Bad straw man, bad.

astutemural@midwest.social · 12 pts · 360d (1 reply)

Not really, no.

Firearms and cars are the top two causes of death for children in the USA.

Source

inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 360d

And that would be great if the initial discussion was about gun vs car deaths. But it's not, we're talking explicitly about gun deaths and here about the societal acceptance of a person making conscious decision to shoot a kid over something as stupid as annoying prank.

Now if you want to pull up some data on a person intentionally hitting a kid with a car and killing them for flipping them the bird and how car culture doesn't see anything wrong with that then sure we can have that discussion then.

Hupf@feddit.org · 5 pts · 360d
pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 360d

Coming from the generation that started that game, lmao.

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 360d

Grandad plays GTA irl and you just complain.

PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 359d (2 replies)

I did this a lot as a kid. One time I went too far and my neighbor threw me up on a fence. He told me if I ever did it again, he would whip me with a belt.

Ugh@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 358d (1 reply)

Jesus Christ! That's ridiculous. I am so sorry.

PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 358d

I kinda deserved it. We were doing that shit at 2 am.

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 360d

Only if you're black or brown.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 358d

hey uhhh...you tink da gun sto still open?

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 358d

meme is killing it.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 360d

Ding Dong Death

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 359d

gex

Fleur_@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 348d

I think calling the police is more true

MehBlah@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 360d (7 replies)

Ding Dong ditch was knocking or ringing the doorbell and hauling ass away. These dipshits were beating and kicking on the door in a state where you can legally shoot through the door. Agree or disagree with that but if you live there you shouldn't be so stupid.

Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 359d (4 replies)

These dipshits were beating and kicking on the door

Where did you read that? All I've read so far was that they knocked and ran.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 359d (3 replies)

It was stated in the very first article I read. It was a local news site.

I went back and looked again Someone posted another incident along side this one from Kentucky. https://www.wlky.com/article/teens-target-homes-douglass-hills-tiktok-ding-dong-ditch-prank/65961850

rainwall@piefed.social · 4 pts · 359d (2 replies)

The meme is referring to this murder of an 11 year old who just rang a doorbell and ran. The murderer was lying in wait in his yard with a gun, and shot the kid as he ran out of the yard with his cousin.

The cousin screamed for help and tried to save him, but he died shortly thereafter. A neighbor called the police. The murderer calmly walked back into his house, offering no aid, not in any fear for his life.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 359d (1 reply)

Yes I understand that. Hence the statement "I went back and looked again Someone posted another incident along side this one from Kentucky." Someone posted that link in the first thread I read. They didn't make it clear it wasn't related to the latest incident. It was point in fact a admission that I got it wrong. Now you are caught up if you understand that. Yeeesh. I bet you feel that you should be right every time you get it wrong. Like this time for pointing out what I already acknowledged.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 358d

so edit and correct your original comment?

Alaik@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 359d (1 reply)

You got a source on that? Depending on the time of night that changes the story a lot.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 359d

I went back and looked again Someone posted another incident along side this one from Kentucky. https://www.wlky.com/article/teens-target-homes-douglass-hills-tiktok-ding-dong-ditch-prank/65961850

Bucky@okaythen.lol · -11 pts · 358d (3 replies)

I mean if you try this in Texas, that's on you. It's front page news like every day.

firewyre@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 358d (1 reply)

Yeah how fucking old were you when you started reading the newspaper genius??

Bucky@okaythen.lol · -3 pts · 358d

websites have pages don't they

inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 358d

Yeah, we know Texans are immoral, irresponsible gun owners.