Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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otacon239@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 333d
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
NKBTN@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 333d
Had to lie to my wife that I wasn't really laughing at anything really because I didn't want to have to read this out to her
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 333d
You must be Brody’s cousin Walter.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 333d
Maybe they were just trying to let people know what kind of birds to expect
ParadeDuGrotesque@lemmy.sdf.org · 39 pts · 333d
In the immortal words of Robin Williams: "Tits are little birds, boys and girls, and so are cocks!'
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 333d
Cockerels aren't little birds
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 19 pts · 333d
No, but cockatiels are :-)
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 333d
They are big birds in little bird bodies. At least that’s what they sound like when they’re upset.
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 14 pts · 333d
You're absolutely not wrong.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 333d
Perhaps there’s a fine pair of tits nesting in that lovely tree
Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 49 pts · 333d
Stop right there, you need to verify your age to look at this tree!
Localhorst86@feddit.org · 16 pts · 333d
Oy! Got a license for that?
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 333d
It's well established that reading the word "tits" will turn children into adults that know that tits exist.
Tits.
Successful_Try543@feddit.org · 6 pts · 333d
MTK@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 333d
Nobody let them know what Sussex is without the Sus!
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 333d
... and without the sex, its just sus.
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe · 17 pts · 333d
Damn, they should have redacted that! Now I’m thinking of tits.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 333d
T*ts
Better?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 333d
EVERYONE LETS GO DOWN TO THE TITTY TREE
abbotsbury@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 332d
Imagine my disappointment when I go to the titty tree and only see boobies.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 333d
I’d stay out of Essex as well, just in case.
0ops@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 333d
🫦
tamal3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 333d
In my city the most common graffiti is
poop
boob
also
dadbod
Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 333d
Think of the tree! They want cut down and burned, what that tree do to you?
Said "tits"
That's no reason to cut it down, don't trees have freedom of speech?
/s