Won't somebody think of the children?

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otacon239@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 333d (2 replies)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

NKBTN@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 333d

Had to lie to my wife that I wasn't really laughing at anything really because I didn't want to have to read this out to her

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 333d

You must be Brody’s cousin Walter.

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 333d (6 replies)

Maybe they were just trying to let people know what kind of birds to expect

ParadeDuGrotesque@lemmy.sdf.org · 39 pts · 333d (4 replies)

In the immortal words of Robin Williams: "Tits are little birds, boys and girls, and so are cocks!'

TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 333d (3 replies)

Cockerels aren't little birds

Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 19 pts · 333d (2 replies)

No, but cockatiels are :-)

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 333d (1 reply)

They are big birds in little bird bodies. At least that’s what they sound like when they’re upset.

Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 14 pts · 333d

You're absolutely not wrong.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 333d

Perhaps there’s a fine pair of tits nesting in that lovely tree

Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 49 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Stop right there, you need to verify your age to look at this tree!

Localhorst86@feddit.org · 16 pts · 333d

Oy! Got a license for that?

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 333d (1 reply)

It's well established that reading the word "tits" will turn children into adults that know that tits exist.

Tits.

Successful_Try543@feddit.org · 6 pts · 333d

Ah-ta

MTK@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Nobody let them know what Sussex is without the Sus!

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 333d

... and without the sex, its just sus.

LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe · 17 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Damn, they should have redacted that! Now I’m thinking of tits.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 333d

T*ts

Better?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 333d (1 reply)

EVERYONE LETS GO DOWN TO THE TITTY TREE

abbotsbury@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 332d

Imagine my disappointment when I go to the titty tree and only see boobies.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 333d

I’d stay out of Essex as well, just in case.

0ops@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 333d

🫦

tamal3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 333d

In my city the most common graffiti is

poop
boob

also

dadbod

Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 333d

Think of the tree! They want cut down and burned, what that tree do to you?

Said "tits"

That's no reason to cut it down, don't trees have freedom of speech?

/s