c/lemmyshitpost · by bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml · 1yAlways so loud 😒 340 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
Zidane@lemmy.ca · 46 pts · 1y
I fix
🥺
👉🏻👈🏻
Jiffy_Lubricant@piefed.world · 15 pts · 1y
Thank you for your service.
hOrni@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
You know how they say, that a sneeze is 70 percent of an orgasm? When a dad sneezes, he must get the whole thing.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
My kid used to complain about how loudly I sneeze.
He's 27, now, and he does it too.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Pierce from Community had some guidance on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwyO1Sgj77I&t=90
MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y
I miss how good of a character early pierce was. Shame that chevys behaviour made Dan write him differently as time went on.
scrion@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I went through so much bullshit, it's the last guilty pleasure I have in this world. I deserve at least that.
original_reader@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Yes, you do!
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
It's orgasmic
xyguy@startrek.website · 8 pts · 1y
This is so often true that I would love to read a sociological study on why it is.
adhocfungus@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y
I gained it after having a kid. I don't understand it, so I'd like to see a study as well.
white_nrdy@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y
Ironically my dad sneezes pretty quietly, like a mouse. Yet I have the sonic boom of a sneeze. One time in uni I sneezed during a class, the professor stopped his lecture and said "are you ok?!?!"
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I’ll never be a dad, but I definitely inherited my dad’s sneeze.
original_reader@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
To be fair, no one should hold in their sneezes.
https://www.health.com/condition/cold/is-it-just-me-holding-in-sneeze-bad
Still, sneezing into a tissue (or at least the sleeve) is just good manners and protects everyone around.
Explode away!
WereCat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Bold of you to assume that I know that I'm going to sneeze 50ms before I'm going to sneeze
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
WereCat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
sneez interruptus
dumbass@leminal.space · 4 pts · 1y
Gotta assert dominance over the sneeze.