c/microblogmemes · by orhtej2@eviltoast.org · 359dRoad to extinction 656 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
Im_old@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 359d
Charge $2 for it and you'll make millions
ceenote@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 359d
Get with the times. A subscription service would be much more profitable.
Laser@feddit.org · 20 pts · 359d
HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING
bananasuit@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 359d
That's right! Challenge Pissing! How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 359d
We'll fuck your wife!
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 16 pts · 359d
This must be malware! This test also works without downloading any app - or indeed without a phone.
orhtej2@eviltoast.org · 11 pts · 359d
You piss = you shouldn't have kids
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 359d
!antinatalism@lemmy.world reads a false positive, starts targeting kidneys
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 358d
No more kidneys, no more kid knees. The reasoning checks out.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 359d
Considering declining birth rates, many seem to be taking this seriously.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 359d
I heard about an alcohol test app with similar technology: you breath on the microphone, it tells you you're drunk and if you believe that this might work, you are in fact drunk
ICastFist@programming.dev · 5 pts · 358d
Wow, it even works with men! I guess I can't have kids anymore
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 359d
Phone manufacturers would make bank from the sheer number of replacements ordered.
BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 359d
Phones have been water proof for a good while. Dropped my phone in a pool and it was fine. They can withstand a golden shower no problem.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 359d
Hey bro can I borrow your phone
Sure bro
Why the fuck does it smell like piss
Don't kinkshame me bro
Bro
Bro
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 358d
Bro, it's fine, bro, I brought up a picture of a urinal and zoomed in first to make sure I hit the right spot. Bro.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 359d
https://youtu.be/1ZzWEYWMKAY
cRazi_man@europe.pub · -1 pts · 359d
So if you're dumb enough to do this and bad at aiming your urinary stream, you're somehow very qualified to have kids? WTF