Pretty certain this isn't actually a functional one. The blade is likely blunt and screwed/bolted in place. I mean I could be wrong. I just think decorative ones for for festivals or amusement parks are the main function they serve today. Sadly.
Sorry. I didn't mean to ruin it. I actually felt myself in your comment. Focused on a reality you wished existed and then went full autism critizing it. Sorry that's not an insult. It's a self reflection.
Avocado toast is one of the many things disingenuous conservative media has used to blame millennials for the economic situation we grew up in. "They wouldn't be in such poor financial situation if they stopped paying $15 for avocado toast at brunch every day"
That being said... avocado toast rocks and that is an opinion shared by all of my friends of my age lol. Personally I like mine with a fried egg and hot sauce
seriously. i eat my avocados with tomato, onion, peppers, a little lime or lemon, salt, some time, and some tortilla. occasionally also meat and cheese. what's this about toast.
It's a pretty good snack or small breakfast, actually. Top it with some salt and pepper, it's quite nice. Assuming you like avocado, at least.
To me the bigger issue of the argument is that the boomers seem to think it's some extravagant luxury. I can get a good avocado for like a $1.50 - breakfast avocado toast ends up being maybe $2.
Well, here in the local shithole, it is more expensive than other fruit, but it's definately not a luxury. I have tried seasoned avocado a while ago and I like it (but still haven't tried the toast).
35 Comments
KingOfSleep@lemmy.ca · 72 pts · 339d
This is a class conflict, not a merely a generational conflict. I'm old as fuck and I will sharpen the blade.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 339d
That file looks a little dull, bro. Here, let's see if I have a better one.
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 339d
They're saying the Epstein files are extra sharp.
wheezy@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 338d
Is that why Trump's hand was all fucked up? Paper cuts!
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 339d
Might have been decent strapping but the palletization is garbage and that thing should be transported in the safe position, not the armed position.
I am not happy for those workers.
Eheran@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 339d
I don't think that is strapping, that is just decoration. They used pallets as a base for easier (dis)assembly.
wheezy@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 338d
Pretty certain this isn't actually a functional one. The blade is likely blunt and screwed/bolted in place. I mean I could be wrong. I just think decorative ones for for festivals or amusement parks are the main function they serve today. Sadly.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 338d
Let me have my fantasy
wheezy@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 338d
Sorry. I didn't mean to ruin it. I actually felt myself in your comment. Focused on a reality you wished existed and then went full autism critizing it. Sorry that's not an insult. It's a self reflection.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 338d
Oh it's cool, I'm just playing around. No harm done.
Frog@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 339d
"Let them eat avocado toasts!"
Said the boomer walking to the guillotine.
Dionysus@leminal.space · 18 pts · 338d
Not just millennials.
Una@europe.pub · 15 pts · 339d
Both? (I am genz, I want both)
toeblast96@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 338d
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 338d
To be fair I do want the avocado toast as well
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 338d
Brunch guillotine sponsored by avocados from Mexico.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 339d
Why would I want to impose painless death?
Woodchippers are ubiquitous. Just spray these facists into a field.
stormdelay@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 338d
The way you would execute people reflects more on you than on the people you would execute
jollyrogue@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 338d
Indeed. Wood chippers roll out!
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 338d
Set up avocado toast food truck at the chopping
MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 338d
I want the heads of fascists to roll while I eat avocado toast with smoked salmon
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 339d
I'm like super out of touch. Is this "avocado toast" a thing MILLENIALS strive to eat on the regular?
Gustephan@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 338d
Avocado toast is one of the many things disingenuous conservative media has used to blame millennials for the economic situation we grew up in. "They wouldn't be in such poor financial situation if they stopped paying $15 for avocado toast at brunch every day"
That being said... avocado toast rocks and that is an opinion shared by all of my friends of my age lol. Personally I like mine with a fried egg and hot sauce
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 338d
seriously. i eat my avocados with tomato, onion, peppers, a little lime or lemon, salt, some time, and some tortilla. occasionally also meat and cheese. what's this about toast.
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 338d
No it’s just a meme.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 339d
It doesn't have to have a nice green ribbon.
Def a plus tho.
Portrays a message of extreme eco-friendliness.
krunklom@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 338d
And trbuchets
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 338d
excuse me i don't see proper supports. where are the buttresses
MrSmith@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 338d
Hammer and sickle is a sign of oppression.
If you want to argue otherwise, remeber that a swastika didn't always have a negative meaning.
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz · -1 pts · 338d
I imagine, avocado toast tastes like shit (but have never tried it). Feel free to correct me.
abir_v@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 338d
It's a pretty good snack or small breakfast, actually. Top it with some salt and pepper, it's quite nice. Assuming you like avocado, at least.
To me the bigger issue of the argument is that the boomers seem to think it's some extravagant luxury. I can get a good avocado for like a $1.50 - breakfast avocado toast ends up being maybe $2.
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 336d
Well, here in the local shithole, it is more expensive than other fruit, but it's definately not a luxury. I have tried seasoned avocado a while ago and I like it (but still haven't tried the toast).
RonniePickering@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 338d
Everything bagel, cream cheese, bacon, avocado and pepper. One of my favorite things on this planet to eat.
unclejeeves@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 338d
Correcting you, but caveating with the addition of scramby eggs and hot sauce on top makes it the food of the gods.
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 336d
Wow, you're changing my mind. That actually sounds good.
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 338d
If you kick it up a notch, towards a guac, you're into bruschetta territory. How does that NOT taste great?