“JUST BECAUSE I HAVE THE VOICE OF A MUNCHKIN FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ DOES NOT MEAN THAT I HAVE TINY LITTLE MOUSE BALLS! BESIDES, EVEN IF I DID, CORRELATION DOES NOT PROVE CAUSATION!!!”
He looks like someone is slowly but steadily sliding grapes into his ass, and he’s trying not to react until he figures out how he feels about it.
Did I enjoy that? Maybe? No? Actually, I think so? Hmm, better wait for the next one to be suuuuUUUuUure… Nope, no, definitely didn’t enjoy that one. But it did feel kinda good…
I have always heard from older police and other LE people that after enough time on the force, nothing surprises you anymore, yet Patel looks like everything surprises him all of the time.
11 Comments
JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social · 22 pts · 357d
Why this motherfucker always look like he's been caught with his pecker out in public?
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 357d
He looks like he just walked in on his parents having sex. With a horse.
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 357d
He looks like someone is slowly but steadily sliding grapes into his ass, and he’s trying not to react until he figures out how he feels about it.
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 356d
I just noticed, he has lights pointed directly at his face, his pupils are still diallated quite a bit, I wonder what drugs he must be on.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 357d
woodytrombone@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 357d
So close to CORRELATION DOES NOT CAUSE CASTRATION
Curiousfur@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 357d
He always looks like he shit somebody else's pants
Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 356d
EvilBit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 357d
I call fake. This implies awareness of scientific and logical principles.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 356d
I have always heard from older police and other LE people that after enough time on the force, nothing surprises you anymore, yet Patel looks like everything surprises him all of the time.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 356d
Then show your balls to prove it