Mad respect to all of the stepdads out there doing a good job

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barnaclebutt@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 320d (5 replies)

I don't know dude. Having a shirt that says I eat your mom's pussy doesn't seem like a great step-dad move.

TehBamski@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 320d (1 reply)

I'll admit. I thought it said eat cookies...

That being said, I think I would rather see that on my stepdad, than this saying.

randomuser38529@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 320d

Milf and cookies?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 320d (2 replies)

I don't know dude. Wishing for your mom not to get her pussy eaten doesn't seem like a great son move.

barnaclebutt@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 320d (1 reply)

Listen brah, all queens should get the pleasure, but it doesn't need to be advertised on fitted T and shown off at the barber shop.

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 318d

And especially not to the mom's kid until they're grown up

tenchiken@anarchist.nexus · 46 pts · 320d (2 replies)

This is what peak Masculine looks like

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 320d

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 320d

Guy looks like James Avery.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 320d (3 replies)

I just wanna eat pussy.

The end.

Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 320d

I dunno, I'd occasionally also like to do other things with pussy. Though eating pussy is usually a good way to get there.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 320d

Same.

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 320d

The closest to a Buddhist zen.

phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 320d (3 replies)

How about the would-be step dad's that can't because of the narcissistic psychopathic real father who gladly fucks up his kids for life just so he gets his way?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 320d (2 replies)

That's basically 100% of practicing stepdads and stepmoms in my experience, fyi.

phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 317d (1 reply)

Well, "glad" to know I'm not the only one, then

Is that really so pervasive?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 317d

I'm not an expert. I watched my ex make everything regarding our kids about herself. I dated a stepmom who had similar issues in her relationship with her ex. I've seen other family members deal with similar bullshit--using the kids as a way to exact revenge, fucking with schedules/call routines, just whatever petty bullshit can be used to get back at the other person. The parents who are big enough to actually put the kids first are about as common as good, well-balanced people are otherwise, in my experience. So, not very common, at all.

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 320d

"I do declare! I adore Colonel Angus!"

Greddan@feddit.org · -36 pts · 320d (11 replies)
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fauxerious@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 320d (7 replies)
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Greddan@feddit.org · 5 pts · 320d (3 replies)
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Okokimup@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 320d (2 replies)

I don't say anything about their health to cancer patients, I assume they can handle their own shit and will ask me if they want advice. Sad you can't give fat people the same respect.

Valmond@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 320d (1 reply)

To be fair, he isn't fat, he's morbidly obese (that means deadly overweight). It's like a meth head, not his fault, but don't say it's nothing to bother about.

Okokimup@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 320d

It's not fair, it's irrelevant. Dude's health has absolutely nothing to do with this post. How hard is it to mind your own fucking business?

jaschen306@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 320d (2 replies)

I think he is valuing the length of life with said body.

fauxerious@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 320d
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fauxerious@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 320d
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tenchiken@anarchist.nexus · 20 pts · 320d

If he can eat coochie well enough, that weight will come off just from the 'lingus Rodeo

Bosht@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 320d (1 reply)

*lose

Greddan@feddit.org · 2 pts · 320d
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