c/lemmyshitpost · by jankforlife@lemmy.ml · 343dA question for the ages 364 points · 37 comments · view on lemmy.world
37 Comments
Mozingo@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 343d
Psh, hot dogs would obviously have 4 legs. They're dogs after all.
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 342d
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 342d
No, they are sandwiches
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 342d
Tacos ftfy
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 342d
Tacos are sandwiches, too
makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 343d
There's precedent for tall:
Zkuld@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 343d
1 leg at each end obviously not a good runner
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 343d
If you face the legs at each end perpendicular to the body rather than parallel, that'd be a very sturdyboi.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 342d
don@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 342d
The words “horizontally” and “vertically”: 😢
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 342d
Not tall-style?
don@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 342d
Wideways, maybe.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 342d
Upright, of course.
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch · 3 pts · 342d
This is deeply unsettling but I don’t know why.
Mozingo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 342d
It makes sense, that whole movie was deeply unsettling.
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch · 3 pts · 342d
Movie‽
mr_satan@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 342d
Sausage party
Mozingo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 342d
Hahah yea, it's from that Seth Rogan movie Sausage Party.
Krudler@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 342d
I fucking lauged so hard
E I don't know how the fuck voice recognition managed to get lauged
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 342d
You don't know the half of it!
wjrii@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 342d
This is already settled science.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 342d
Everyone talks about hot dogs, but what about cold cats? 🤔
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 341d
As much as I want it to run tall wise, there is clear evolutionary pressure to run longwise so the dog doesn't fall out of the bun.
There is no way the hotdog could evolve sanding upright
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 341d
If Amazing World of Gumball taught me anything it’s that hot dog men walk and run upright. It’s not up for debate, even.
AZX3RIC@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 342d
https://www.mlb.com/brewers/fans/mascots/racing-sausages
ButtDrugs@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 341d
Guardians too.
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ch00f@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 343d
Depends if you're drinking a Rainier with it.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 342d
Top is running like Naruto
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 342d
I mean obviously the long way, because that's how hotdogs are generally anthropomorphized.
Next you're gonna ask if Mr. Peanut has his legs on his chest instead of his nutt.
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 342d
Horizontally is the more aerodynamic option and hence superior
Krudler@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 342d
Evolution would optimize for the environment; currently unanswerable.
wclinton93@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 342d
Depends on the condiments
ZindaDil@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 342d
Its a dog at the end of the day, so what if its just hot?
WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 342d
Luckily there's a racing game that came out this year that answered this long asked question.
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/446497/hot-streak
ieGod@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 342d
Settled ages ago. And the legs are on the bun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uhKLd9tBt4&t=2m8s
deacon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 342d
I think they would be able to revert between the two. Yeah. I stand by that.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 342d
This looks like Karameru’s art style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sp73PvSBRM