There is a network of hospitals where I grew up that have the company name "Ascension".
I always thought that was an incredibly poor choice of naming convention for a hospital. Who wants to go to the hospital to ascend?? Bitch I want to keep living, not "ascend" at your hospital!!
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henfredemars@infosec.pub · 73 pts · 338d
One thing that’s always struck me was that most people prefer not to die in a hospital, but most end up doing just that.
I propose a system of trebuchets to launch people at high speeds in the general direction of their home just before they pass.
CannonFodder@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 338d
Most people die in hospitals. Statistically speaking, it would seem that going to a hospital is rather dangerous and they should be avoided.
dingus@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 338d
There is a network of hospitals where I grew up that have the company name "Ascension".
I always thought that was an incredibly poor choice of naming convention for a hospital. Who wants to go to the hospital to ascend?? Bitch I want to keep living, not "ascend" at your hospital!!
DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 338d
Shuuuuuushhh!
Some politician is going to hear you and realize they need to ban hospitals.
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 338d
Hell yeah! either that or getting shot into orbit
chunes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 337d
It's because most people underestimate how much suffering is involved. The hospital can significantly reduce it.
Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 338d
So, it's your typical NYC apartment building, but with lower rent.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 337d
No women at the hospital huh?
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 337d
They know to use flared bases.
And the father is Schwarzenegger's character from the movie Junior
individual@toast.ooo · 2 pts · 338d