I always get a lot of impressed looks when I pull out a severed hand that I use to hold the rail while I hold on to the wrist/upper arm. I can tell they’re all jealous.
The having my eyeballs directly coughed on in the middle of listening to a rambling narrative is probably what startled me most about kids, but I do love all the kids in my family regardless.
As I am 1,85 cm, I always try to grab a bar as high as possible, so it just hurts only a little bit to hold it. I have grease free handles most of the time!
23 Comments
dingus@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 320d
Always mesmerizing when a human goes full on thumb form.
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 320d
Boy, do I have a movie for you.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 320d
Is it Thumb Wars?
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 320d
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 319d
I haven't thought about the Thumb Thumbs in years... Damn those were some fun movies.
JaymesRS@piefed.world · 5 pts · 320d
I always get a lot of impressed looks when I pull out a severed hand that I use to hold the rail while I hold on to the wrist/upper arm. I can tell they’re all jealous.
dingus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 320d
Lol what is this a reference to
JaymesRS@piefed.world · 7 pts · 320d
It may be something my brain ingested at some point in the past from somewhere else, but if so I don’t remember it.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 320d
I felt like all of my various appendages retracted into my body all at once.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 320d
Gotta lick it clean first. Your fellow passengers will be speechless with respect and admiration for your good riding etiquette.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 320d
You've missed your calling as an author of horror novels.
JaymesRS@piefed.world · 11 pts · 320d
If you had the choice, would you rather the railing be greasy or exceptionally sticky?
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 320d
When you're around a bunch of kids sometimes you get to experience both at the same time.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 320d
The having my eyeballs directly coughed on in the middle of listening to a rambling narrative is probably what startled me most about kids, but I do love all the kids in my family regardless.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 320d
That's a hard choice, but I think sticky is less concerning based on my limited understanding of the nature of various body fluids.
nagaram@startrek.website · 7 pts · 320d
Bus gloves to go with my bus pants
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 319d
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 320d
how does one achieve this physique
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 320d
By riding the bus with a reckless disregard for situational awareness apparently.
gigachad@piefed.social · 6 pts · 320d
As I am 1,85 cm, I always try to grab a bar as high as possible, so it just hurts only a little bit to hold it. I have grease free handles most of the time!
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 320d
This is the lesson that I have learned today and in the hardest of ways.
WagnasT@piefed.world · 6 pts · 320d
Some of the subway cars in my town still have carpet seats. I shall remain standing.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 320d
That's somehow worse than a carpeted bathroom.