My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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23 Comments

dingus@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 320d (8 replies)

Always mesmerizing when a human goes full on thumb form.

BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 320d (3 replies)

Boy, do I have a movie for you.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 320d (2 replies)

Is it Thumb Wars?

BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 320d (1 reply)

i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 319d

I haven't thought about the Thumb Thumbs in years... Damn those were some fun movies.

JaymesRS@piefed.world · 5 pts · 320d (2 replies)

I always get a lot of impressed looks when I pull out a severed hand that I use to hold the rail while I hold on to the wrist/upper arm. I can tell they’re all jealous.

dingus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 320d (1 reply)

Lol what is this a reference to

JaymesRS@piefed.world · 7 pts · 320d

It may be something my brain ingested at some point in the past from somewhere else, but if so I don’t remember it.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 320d

I felt like all of my various appendages retracted into my body all at once.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 320d (1 reply)

Gotta lick it clean first. Your fellow passengers will be speechless with respect and admiration for your good riding etiquette.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 320d

You've missed your calling as an author of horror novels.

JaymesRS@piefed.world · 11 pts · 320d (3 replies)

If you had the choice, would you rather the railing be greasy or exceptionally sticky?

Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 320d (1 reply)

When you're around a bunch of kids sometimes you get to experience both at the same time.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 320d

The having my eyeballs directly coughed on in the middle of listening to a rambling narrative is probably what startled me most about kids, but I do love all the kids in my family regardless.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 320d

That's a hard choice, but I think sticky is less concerning based on my limited understanding of the nature of various body fluids.

nagaram@startrek.website · 7 pts · 320d (1 reply)

Bus gloves to go with my bus pants

nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 319d

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 320d (1 reply)

how does one achieve this physique

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 320d

By riding the bus with a reckless disregard for situational awareness apparently.

gigachad@piefed.social · 6 pts · 320d (1 reply)

As I am 1,85 cm, I always try to grab a bar as high as possible, so it just hurts only a little bit to hold it. I have grease free handles most of the time!

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 320d

This is the lesson that I have learned today and in the hardest of ways.

WagnasT@piefed.world · 6 pts · 320d (1 reply)

Some of the subway cars in my town still have carpet seats. I shall remain standing.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 320d

That's somehow worse than a carpeted bathroom.