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c/programmerhumor · by tfm@piefed.europe.pub · 352d

How to kill a child

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17 Comments

MajinBlayze@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 352d (1 reply)

Remember: before killing yourself, it's your responsibility to kill your children.

naeap@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 351d

And delete all the memories you had during that

racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 352d

If you fork, you're gonna have children. Those children will slowly eat up your memory. It's time to hang them up. Shut their pipes. Sometimes they refuse to die, like cats. Control Cat won't work. That's where you want to kill them 9 times.

cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de · 20 pts · 352d (2 replies)

Worst thing about having parents, they die.

eldavi@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 352d

only if you do it right. lol

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 351d

also sometimes the best

clb92@feddit.dk · 18 pts · 352d (1 reply)

Simple Children

I don't think that's the preferred nomenclature anymore.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · -2 pts · 352d

What are we up to now? Differently intellected youth? Synaptically challeneged? Or can we wrap back around to stupid kids?

Master167@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 352d

This is why I get flagged by the FBI as a troubled individual.

pticrix@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 352d

Animated for you to better understand

victorz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 352d

They knew.

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 9 pts · 352d (3 replies)

Dumping core

I love the constant Star Trek references on Lemmy.

Also that the proper procedure is to first kill oneself & then others. So many get that wrong.

ozymandias117@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 352d (1 reply)

Actually, you have to kill your children before yourself.

They become zombie processes if you kill yourself while they're still alive.

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 352d

Yes, ofc, you need mana first, that's why you procured children with unique PIDs.

mynamewastakenagain@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 352d

Core dump in computing predates star trek - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Core_dump

SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 352d

The source, in case anyone is wondering.

https://www.danlj.org/mkj/lad/contents.html

Bristlecone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 351d

I don't know why but "dumping core" was a really funny way for this to end