c/programmer_humor · by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 328dIt's running, don't change it! 570 points · 24 comments · view on lemmy.world
24 Comments
hard_zero1@discuss.tchncs.de · 106 pts · 328d
So basically your code is more functional and has larger throughput, while using resources more efficiently? Great, no need for the superfluous copied part!
danc4498@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 328d
Requirements: Build a boat.
lemmyng@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 328d
Add some pontoons and call it a day.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 7 pts · 328d
adds them to the bottom, flips immediately
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 327d
Move the call.
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 328d
You have to build it first, so that the customer can say "Exactly! A bus! But it needs to go across water, I don't know what that's called though."
87Six@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 327d
"Ah shit i forgor" *seals up the whole bus so it doesn't leak and floats" there, perfect!
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 327d
I was thinking filling it with expanding foam would work too.
Ajen@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 326d
Very high latency, though. Great for some use cases, useless for others.
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 44 pts · 328d
"Sleek and stylish front end with a reliable, strong and stable back end"
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 328d
Perfectly describes my body.
probable_possum@leminal.space · 30 pts · 328d
Now throw away the copied part.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 13 pts · 328d
I won't touch it!
probable_possum@leminal.space · 10 pts · 328d
I dare you! You got version control and good unit test coverage after all, no? ;)
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 19 pts · 328d
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 22 pts · 328d
The front is pretty but useless
The back is functional, flexible and customizable.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 19 pts · 328d
But the client asked for this:
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 327d
No, they didn't. They probably wanted this but described a bus with a fancy nose. Didn't mention capability of flying either.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 19 pts · 328d
You made it more scalable? Good work
Jumuta@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 328d
the part I stole from stackoverflow and the part I stole from reddit:
asdfranger@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 328d
I would genuinely love to ride that bus. Unironically sick af
maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 328d
Looks like a duck
asdfranger@lemmynsfw.com · 19 pts · 328d
Yeah, ducks are sick af too
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 328d
Chef’s kiss