Imma city bus driver. Whenever I see someone litter at a stop (an all too frequent occurrence) I tell them they need to pick it up if they wanna ride with me. You wouldn't believe how "triggered" people get about it. It's like; don't be trashy, you're literally being trashy!
The main kind I still see is cigarette butts. Despite it being forbidden to smoke at bus stops where I live, these idiots gotta smoke until the last second, and then throw the cigarette butts on the ground.
If there's one thing I'd ban, its smoking tobacco. They just cannot be civilized about it.
Inject heroin into your clit or dick on a street corner in a cloud of meth smoke while you snort a line of coke off a sex worker's shoulder while you wait for the light to change and point a gun at passerby, sure, but please don't smoke tobacco at the bus stop.
I used to, then my house got vandalized. I know precisely who did it and where they live. Revenge is a dish best served when they are out of town on a vacation or something I dunno.
14 Comments
TherapyGary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 37 pts · 318d
I once illegally reverse littered, in which I threw someone's litter back at them lol (assault I'm pretty sure)
compostgoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 317d
I always want to throw cigarette butts back into litterer’s car windows, but my wife insists that I’ll probably get shot
Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk · 7 pts · 317d
Are you American?
compostgoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 317d
Unfortunately, yes
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 311d
I'm so sorry. Do you want a hug?
I have a tarp and we could armor it up so so if your gun accidentally goes off I probably won't die and I won't have to actually touch an american.
FundMECFS@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 317d
Noble way to die IMO
TwiddleTwaddle@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 318d
Rightous
MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 317d
Imma city bus driver. Whenever I see someone litter at a stop (an all too frequent occurrence) I tell them they need to pick it up if they wanna ride with me. You wouldn't believe how "triggered" people get about it. It's like; don't be trashy, you're literally being trashy!
jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 317d
The main kind I still see is cigarette butts. Despite it being forbidden to smoke at bus stops where I live, these idiots gotta smoke until the last second, and then throw the cigarette butts on the ground.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 311d
If there's one thing I'd ban, its smoking tobacco. They just cannot be civilized about it.
Inject heroin into your clit or dick on a street corner in a cloud of meth smoke while you snort a line of coke off a sex worker's shoulder while you wait for the light to change and point a gun at passerby, sure, but please don't smoke tobacco at the bus stop.
protist@mander.xyz · 14 pts · 318d
Littering is assault against the Earth
primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus · 10 pts · 318d
It depends on where. Middle of the desert? No. On the edge of a Grumman facility? Yes. Compton? No. Beverly hills? I'll make a point of it.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 317d
Vandalism is where I draw the line
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 317d
I used to, then my house got vandalized. I know precisely who did it and where they live. Revenge is a dish best served when they are out of town on a vacation or something I dunno.