I used to work at a company that made software related to this and we always had fun finding ridiculous codes for testing internally. I think there was an actual code defined for someone being hit in the head by a turtle.
My first yank was around 11 or 12, parents watching All In The Family in the living room, bedtime for me. Got a boner, probably thinking of my Wonder Women comic where she's tied up, again, kept playing with it until it exploded. Did not expect that! Nothing came out. That comes later!
I think it’s neat that in a lot of these “penis stuck in thing” cases where bloodflow makes removal difficult a doctor can usually just show the patient the massive needle they will have to insert to remove excess blood and the sight alone usually “solves” the problem.
Must be a little ADHD or something. Or I'm just simple. Probably that. I only need one fidget spinner at a time, not sure what I'd do with two. I think it'd mess with my intent.
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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 59 pts · 320d
They just need to go flaccid, but the fidget spinner is just too sexy for them to not stay hard.
toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 30 pts · 320d
They just need to stop fidgeting with it and they'll be fine!
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 9 pts · 320d
Lol Chinese torture fidget
shalafi@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 320d
Blood goes in. Blood doesn't come out. You can't explain that!
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 47 pts · 321d
I wonder what ICD code they used for billing…
https://www.healthcaredive.com/news/the-16-most-absurd-icd-10-codes/285737/
I used to work at a company that made software related to this and we always had fun finding ridiculous codes for testing internally. I think there was an actual code defined for someone being hit in the head by a turtle.
julysfire@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 320d
vateso5074@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 320d
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 320d
Probably pretty similar to the list of items you cant bring on a plane. I think i saw at least 3 different words for nunchucks on a sign once
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 320d
Thank you for the red circle, I would have never found out what to read without it.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 18 pts · 320d
Yeah, but there was no giant superimposed face reacting to it so I had no idea what emotional response I should have.
Mac@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 316d
Took me a while to figure out what to feel, too, but fret not- i gotchu fam 👌
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 320d
you're welcome :)
gami@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 320d
Really? No one is gonna comment on how insane it is for a healthcare professional to tweet healthcare data, even if PII is censored?
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 320d
someone else already did
Kurious84@eviltoast.org · 15 pts · 320d
Played too rough and it got swollen and they panicked. Reminds me of my first yank.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 320d
My first yank was around 11 or 12, parents watching All In The Family in the living room, bedtime for me. Got a boner, probably thinking of my Wonder Women comic where she's tied up, again, kept playing with it until it exploded. Did not expect that! Nothing came out. That comes later!
lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 320d
For a horrifying moment I thought it read "Fidget spinner stuck in penis".
Nuerion@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 320d
thank god it was circled
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 320d
yeah thanks for violating my Hipaa rights as well as spinning it. you never took it off me btw
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 320d
Just @ me next time
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 320d
thanks FauxPseudo 👊😏 you're a real one and I trust you with my medical emergency
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 320d
"New kink unlocked"
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 320d
Any medical people know what the little symbol with the exclamation mark under the ‘All’ column means?
vateso5074@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 320d
slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 319d
I think it’s neat that in a lot of these “penis stuck in thing” cases where bloodflow makes removal difficult a doctor can usually just show the patient the massive needle they will have to insert to remove excess blood and the sight alone usually “solves” the problem.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 320d
HOW DO YOU PULL THAT OFF!?!
Some supernatural fukery going on.
Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 320d
The fuck is RT FOOT PN and why the hell is it not RT FT PN
sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 320d
Must be a little ADHD or something. Or I'm just simple. Probably that. I only need one fidget spinner at a time, not sure what I'd do with two. I think it'd mess with my intent.
Angelusz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 320d
Wild ride!
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 319d
You think that's wild?
Buckle up.
Angelusz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 318d
That's a classic.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 320d
Should be a minor part in next season Pitt.