I only know that there's a species of fish where the largest in the group is the female and if she dies one of the other group members will change sex into female and take her place. Sounds reasonable that there's a species with the opposite.
Edit: don't clown fish do that? So Nemo's dad ought to be his mom.
In some species, females are generally larger than males (which is true for a lot of different animals). But I don't know a thing about hermaphrodite fishes.
Ecologist here. Some fish are selectively hermaphroditic because one of the sexes is the limiting factor for reproduction. Sometimes it's males that turn into females. Sometimes its the other way around. For each species, It all depends on what niche limiting factors sex services.
For instance, a group of male fish might only have one female because their species found it best to have one "queen" and many soldiers.
Ehh i dont think youre saying this with bad intentions, this is probably something which would work better with close friends or an audience who knows your humor tho
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Dr_Box@lemmy.world · 95 pts · 305d
Chat is this real?
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 88 pts · 305d
I only know that there's a species of fish where the largest in the group is the female and if she dies one of the other group members will change sex into female and take her place. Sounds reasonable that there's a species with the opposite.
Edit: don't clown fish do that? So Nemo's dad ought to be his mom.
NowThatsWhatICallDadRock@slrpnk.net · 69 pts · 305d
herrvogel@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 305d
How am I supposed to explain that to my kids
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 305d
I'm sure there's a video on PornHub
Muaddib@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 305d
Naw fam that shit is on Deviantart
zedgeist@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 305d
For some reason, I can only ever read that site name as Devian Tart.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 305d
EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d
Interestingly enough ... the Cuban slang for "gay" is the same word we use to describe one of these gender changing fish
"Cherna" ... while more light heated than the English F word, it's still a derogatory term so please don't use it on your friends.
Actually now that I think about it, this is how it's most commonly used ... Straight males sling it to their other straight male friends.
elucubra@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 305d
A trans clown?
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 305d
{unzips}
I need more detail. Lots more detail. Is the clown costume tight and bulging? I need it to be bulging. MORE DETAIL!!!
mapleseedfall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 305d
Sure its tight as fuck and bulging in all the right space. You could see some places the seam is starting to give out.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 305d
Plausible
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sequential_hermaphroditism
Bonsoir@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 305d
In some species, females are generally larger than males (which is true for a lot of different animals). But I don't know a thing about hermaphrodite fishes.
Toastedpickles43@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 305d
Ecologist here. Some fish are selectively hermaphroditic because one of the sexes is the limiting factor for reproduction. Sometimes it's males that turn into females. Sometimes its the other way around. For each species, It all depends on what niche limiting factors sex services.
For instance, a group of male fish might only have one female because their species found it best to have one "queen" and many soldiers.
rothaine@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 305d
Life, uh, finds a way
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 18 pts · 305d
Betta male.
db2@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 305d
This is the maga dream, as long as the smaller ones still have penises.
That isn't a joke, they really want that.
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 305d
Pretty sure a lot of them are transphobic lol
curbstickle@anarchist.nexus · 29 pts · 305d
They also seem to crash grindr at every convention despite historically railing against homosexuality at every opportunity.
There tends to be a massive difference between what they say and what they want/do.
Muaddib@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 305d
For gay men, having sex with men is a sexuality. For conservatives, it's a fetish.
db2@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 305d
Yeah but ask yourself why.
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 305d
Sissification
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 304d
And trying to resist? Sissifishian.
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 305d
Noooo!! my 2 genderinos!
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 13 pts · 305d
Just like in prison
yesman@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 305d
Hahahahahah! Rape is funny!
papalonian@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 305d
So is murder, theft, lying, death etc when it's being told in a joke to an accepting audience.
MajinBlayze@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 305d
Sure, but there still needs to be a joke
papalonian@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 305d
People don't literally turn into female fish when getting sexually assaulted in prison. Implying they do was the joke.
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 305d
Yes, the joke is that being raped makes you a woman. Not very funny imo.
papalonian@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 305d
If you deconstruct 90% of jokes with any crude aspect, they tend to turn out like that.
BlackVenom@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 305d
You definitely haven't been to prison.
papalonian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 305d
Did they finally add that feature?
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 305d
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 305d
and also, being raped makes you a woman. this is so funny and totally not misogynistic
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 305d
Ehh i dont think youre saying this with bad intentions, this is probably something which would work better with close friends or an audience who knows your humor tho
Anissem@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 305d
It’s why they often say “fresh fish” in prison
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d
People always assume the worst about seafood lovers in prison. Sorry I look forward to Fish Fry Friday. Can't I have that much?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 305d
and in Bb for the fucking clarinettists of course
rayyy@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 304d
Kinda like the cucks who go down to Mar a Largo to bow before the liar president.
FishFace@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 304d
Sir, this is lemmyshitpost