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Dr_Box@lemmy.world · 95 pts · 305d (15 replies)

Chat is this real?

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 88 pts · 305d (10 replies)

I only know that there's a species of fish where the largest in the group is the female and if she dies one of the other group members will change sex into female and take her place. Sounds reasonable that there's a species with the opposite.

Edit: don't clown fish do that? So Nemo's dad ought to be his mom.

NowThatsWhatICallDadRock@slrpnk.net · 69 pts · 305d (4 replies)
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herrvogel@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 305d (3 replies)

How am I supposed to explain that to my kids

FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 305d (2 replies)

I'm sure there's a video on PornHub

Muaddib@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 305d (1 reply)

Naw fam that shit is on Deviantart

zedgeist@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 305d

For some reason, I can only ever read that site name as Devian Tart.

TheBat@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 305d
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EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d

Interestingly enough ... the Cuban slang for "gay" is the same word we use to describe one of these gender changing fish

"Cherna" ... while more light heated than the English F word, it's still a derogatory term so please don't use it on your friends.

Actually now that I think about it, this is how it's most commonly used ... Straight males sling it to their other straight male friends.

elucubra@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 305d (2 replies)

A trans clown?

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 305d (1 reply)

{unzips}
I need more detail. Lots more detail. Is the clown costume tight and bulging? I need it to be bulging. MORE DETAIL!!!

mapleseedfall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 305d

Sure its tight as fuck and bulging in all the right space. You could see some places the seam is starting to give out.

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 305d
Bonsoir@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 305d (1 reply)

In some species, females are generally larger than males (which is true for a lot of different animals). But I don't know a thing about hermaphrodite fishes.

Toastedpickles43@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 305d

Ecologist here. Some fish are selectively hermaphroditic because one of the sexes is the limiting factor for reproduction. Sometimes it's males that turn into females. Sometimes its the other way around. For each species, It all depends on what niche limiting factors sex services.

For instance, a group of male fish might only have one female because their species found it best to have one "queen" and many soldiers.

rothaine@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 305d

Life, uh, finds a way

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 18 pts · 305d

Betta male.

db2@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 305d (4 replies)

This is the maga dream, as long as the smaller ones still have penises.

That isn't a joke, they really want that.

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 305d (3 replies)

Pretty sure a lot of them are transphobic lol

curbstickle@anarchist.nexus · 29 pts · 305d (1 reply)

They also seem to crash grindr at every convention despite historically railing against homosexuality at every opportunity.

There tends to be a massive difference between what they say and what they want/do.

Muaddib@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 305d

For gay men, having sex with men is a sexuality. For conservatives, it's a fetish.

db2@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 305d

Yeah but ask yourself why.

SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 305d (1 reply)

Sissification

No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 304d

And trying to resist? Sissifishian.

SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 305d

Noooo!! my 2 genderinos!

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 13 pts · 305d (13 replies)

Just like in prison

yesman@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 305d (9 replies)

Hahahahahah! Rape is funny!

papalonian@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 305d (7 replies)

So is murder, theft, lying, death etc when it's being told in a joke to an accepting audience.

MajinBlayze@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 305d (6 replies)

Sure, but there still needs to be a joke

papalonian@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 305d (4 replies)

People don't literally turn into female fish when getting sexually assaulted in prison. Implying they do was the joke.

yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 305d (1 reply)

Yes, the joke is that being raped makes you a woman. Not very funny imo.

papalonian@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 305d

If you deconstruct 90% of jokes with any crude aspect, they tend to turn out like that.

BlackVenom@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 305d (1 reply)

You definitely haven't been to prison.

papalonian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 305d

Did they finally add that feature?

aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 305d
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carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 305d

and also, being raped makes you a woman. this is so funny and totally not misogynistic

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 305d

Ehh i dont think youre saying this with bad intentions, this is probably something which would work better with close friends or an audience who knows your humor tho

Anissem@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 305d (1 reply)

It’s why they often say “fresh fish” in prison

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d

People always assume the worst about seafood lovers in prison. Sorry I look forward to Fish Fry Friday. Can't I have that much?

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 305d

and in Bb for the fucking clarinettists of course

rayyy@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 304d (1 reply)

Kinda like the cucks who go down to Mar a Largo to bow before the liar president.

FishFace@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 304d

Sir, this is lemmyshitpost