When all the lionesses are in heat and all want to be bred RIGHT NOW and multiple times (and will bite the scrotum of the solitary male to... stimulate him into action), then it's the hour for all the defeated males to shine.
Seriously, this is a relevant part of lion pride sociopolitics. It may also figure into why the dominant male tends to kill the cubs of the lionesses when there's doubt as to their heritage.
When I researched alleged murder gangs of lion males there's not much evidence for them, but discovered insatiably horny lionesses (seriously) is the way defeated males get their day.
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Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 336d
pee-er pressure
j4k3@piefed.world · 8 pts · 336d
pier pressure... walk the plank
hansolo@lemmy.today · 28 pts · 336d
I feel seen and humiliated.
j4k3@piefed.world · 5 pts · 336d
exposed
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 336d
It happened to me. It'll happen to you, too!
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 335d
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 336d
Yikes! Y'all gotta eat better if your poop scrapes are cementing themselves to the bowl..
Damn!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 335d
It has nothing to do with diet and everything to do with experimental anatomy
deacon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 335d
I am a god among men with my pee pressure, and I always pay it forward at the urinal, though I have to stand back a bit because it is splashy.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 335d
Ah a classic beginner mistake. You have to dip your noodle in the toilet water first before you pee.
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 336d
If you're not using the toilet brush, please start doing so
bstix@feddit.dk · 15 pts · 335d
Yeah, nothing beats a clean rectum.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 335d
Don't forget your anus paste!
noodles@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 335d
I was eating
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 335d
so now we finally learn
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 336d
I didn't know leaves had gender or competitions.
Wilco@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 336d
This monopoly game got weird as hell.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 335d
Defeated male lurks.
When all the lionesses are in heat and all want to be bred RIGHT NOW and multiple times (and will bite the scrotum of the solitary male to... stimulate him into action), then it's the hour for all the defeated males to shine.
Seriously, this is a relevant part of lion pride sociopolitics. It may also figure into why the dominant male tends to kill the cubs of the lionesses
when there's doubt as to their heritage.When I researched alleged murder gangs of lion males there's not much evidence for them, but discovered insatiably horny lionesses (seriously) is the way defeated males get their day.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 335d
That's what the bum hose is for. It gets pressure
menas@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 335d
Plz, the brush