Dick move.

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01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 44 pts · 306d (16 replies)

...but missed hitting the dick, because of his armor. Bosses gonna boss

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 46 pts · 306d (6 replies)

Real footage of Boba Fett on the training ground

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 12 pts · 306d

This is the way

DosDude@retrolemmy.com · 3 pts · 306d (4 replies)

I missed this scene in the Chernobyl series. .

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 305d (3 replies)

IIRC that scene is from Reno 911

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 305d (2 replies)

No, you’re thinking of Naked Gun in the testing lab.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 305d (1 reply)

Oh I thought that was the time Dangle and Swarden were testing out a new bullet proof something or other. Thought it was a codpiece, but it may have been a vest when they did it.

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d

(I was continuing the joke; the screenshot is really from the movie Super Troopers)

Trex202@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 306d (8 replies)

Or he's been hit there before and then added the armor, and then got his dick targeted again

sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 306d (7 replies)

He's a clone, right? Does he even have one?

VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 306d (1 reply)

He's an unaltered clone, just a younger duplicate of Jango.

sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 306d

Ah, gotcha.

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 306d (2 replies)

Did the clones not have genitals?

sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 306d (1 reply)

The clones for the clone army weren't meant to breed, but I don't know if that means they didn't have wedding tackle, tbh.

Zeusz13@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 306d

They probably have the organs, since testosterone is mighty useful in a soldier. Whether they are mostly sterile is a whole other question, but probably not, since we see a CT with his own kids in the CW episode "Deserter'

Mr_Fish@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 306d (1 reply)

He's an unmodified clone, so presumably he has one

sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 306d

Roger roger!

Coopr8@kbin.earth · 26 pts · 306d (1 reply)

On top of that, is the largest single scar on his Vescar armor, even looking like an actual crater. Someone didn't just shoot him on the dick, they scored a cock shot with a canon and he walked away.

Coopr8@kbin.earth · 15 pts · 306d

Well maybe that one hole in his breastplate is bigger, but I stand by it that cannon cock shot is canon.

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 306d

He was trying to hit the exhaust port on the back, but the womprat got in the way

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 306d

BUTTERS!

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 306d

Pervert Sniper: Good luck fighting without your peepee Boba.

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 8 pts · 305d (2 replies)

It was prob IG-88

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 305d (1 reply)
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 305d

Lol, that was amazing.

Also someone had a stockpile of penises & no better use.

EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 306d

Dent to the helmet, dent to the cup: 2 head shots blocked!

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 306d

This is the deep canon I'm here for. Bless you.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 305d (1 reply)

Maybe he just tried to smash and forgot to take it off.

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 305d

This is the way.

ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 2 pts · 306d

that dent in his helmet is from when another bounty hunter shot him with a very powerful pistol