What a sore fucking person in general. He's never happy when he wins and whines when he doesn't. This guy deserves nothing but piss on his grave. Let him decompose into nothingness and obscurity in 30 years
Ok so I said cremated for a reason. If you leave bones (aka left to rot), there are crazy people who will look for his bones because he was their idle. If you cremate him, there are no bones to find.
Do you want a religion based on the infallible Donald Trump? Because I don’t. He won’t be alive to insult them anymore so they’ll just project what they want to believe onto him.
200 years from now, someone will do a study and find that his holy relics include several skeletons, all but one with unusually large hands, and half-a-dozen desiccated micropenises.
"President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives," Cheung wrote on X. "He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will."
"The Nobel Committee proved they place politics over peace," White House communications director Steven Cheung said after the announcement on Friday morning.
"President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives," Cheung wrote on X. "He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will."
To be fair, what did Obama do to deserve the prize? Maybe I missed something, but I remember literally laughing out loud when I first heard that news. Like, he won for campaigning on hope?
The Norwegian Nobel Committee announced the award on October 9, 2009, citing Obama's promotion of nuclear nonproliferation and a "new climate" in international relations fostered by Obama, especially in reaching out to the Muslim world.
Trump doesn't need the Nobel Peace Prize, he needs chemotherapy, full body radiation, a vasectomy, a lobotomy, open heart surgery, and electroconvulsive therapy, all at once, unsterilized, using nothing but a contraption made of hammers and rusty spoons performed by ChatGPT. South Park wasn't joking, Trump really is a demon having an incestuous relationship with the devil. He is a walking malignant cancer with some trace human cells, assuming he still defecates.
Given that every person working from the White House would be complaining on behalf of that bloated child, I would disagree. But because said worshippers would need to take Trump's baby mushroom penis out of their mouths long enough to complain... you are correct.
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Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world · 112 pts · 324d
What a sore fucking person in general. He's never happy when he wins and whines when he doesn't. This guy deserves nothing but piss on his grave. Let him decompose into nothingness and obscurity in 30 years
hddsx@lemmy.ca · 33 pts · 324d
Trump doesn’t deserve a grave. He should be cremated and his ashes should be dumped into a coal power plant since he’s so passionate about that
lka1988@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 323d
He's not even worthy of being burned. He deserves to be hanged, alone, with no audience, and left to rot as an example.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 323d
Like Mussolini…maybe we’ll get lucky and his own guys will turn on him and give him and Melania the Mussolini treatment
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 320d
A gas station would be a fitting place for fossil-fuel shill Trump to hang out. An electric charging station, even better.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 320d
And then fed to someone's prize-winning razorbacks.
lka1988@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 320d
There you go
hddsx@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 323d
Ok so I said cremated for a reason. If you leave bones (aka left to rot), there are crazy people who will look for his bones because he was their idle. If you cremate him, there are no bones to find.
lka1988@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 322d
Eh, so what. Necromancy isn't real.
hddsx@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 322d
Do you want a religion based on the infallible Donald Trump? Because I don’t. He won’t be alive to insult them anymore so they’ll just project what they want to believe onto him.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 320d
200 years from now, someone will do a study and find that his holy relics include several skeletons, all but one with unusually large hands, and half-a-dozen desiccated micropenises.
ech@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 323d
Then there's a non-zero chance I will breathe part of him, and that's just not OK.
Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 323d
I hope he gets buried on a golf course like his first wife so golfers can piss on him
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 323d
His ashes should be flushed down a toilet in Russia
saltesc@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 323d
🤣
sam_spandex@feddit.nu · 30 pts · 324d
#suprisedpickachu
QuarterSwede@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 324d
Literally as predicted a few days ago. Yeah, this surprises no one.
Chozo@fedia.io · 28 pts · 324d
What a peaceful response.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 24 pts · 324d
By some accounts, the winner is a Trumpist who happens to be a Latina. If so, that’s some quality trolling on the part of the committee.
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 323d
Yes, she also praised trump. If they’re trolling, does that mean they also admit seeing it as a meaningless award like the rest of us do?
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 323d
Can somebody please just engrave "nobel peace prize" on a fucking bullet, already?
blindbunny@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 322d
🔥
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 323d
Big dumb baby wants his shiny.
Brkdncr@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 323d
merdaverse@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 323d
He's so far up Trump's ass, it's a miracle he even managed to type that
porksnort@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 323d
I think he has the typewriter up there with him.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 320d
I suspect a typo. It should hve read "who can move mountains with the sheer force of his wind."
firepenny@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 323d
He. Has. Not. Done. Any. Thing. To. Promote. Peace.
Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 323d
To be fair Kissenger has a Nobel prize so promotion of peace doesn't have much to do with winning one
firepenny@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 323d
Totally fair. The child fucker has a blow out every time he's told no.
Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 324d
The consolation prize will be the Darwin award for the American people that voted for trump twice.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 323d
Three times and maybe even four if he’s still alive
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 323d
What a fucking loser.
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 324d
Tantrum starts in...3...2...1...
dick_fineman@discuss.online · 11 pts · 323d
Well...at least he didn't try to invade Sweden as part of his temper tantrum.
bender223@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 322d
Yeah, why don't they simply take all the nobel prizes from sweden, and trump can have enough for every year. 🤷
FuckFascism@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 323d
Sparkles@fedia.io · 10 pts · 324d
Toddlers throwing tantrums.
MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 323d
Stop writing shit Steven Cheung. Don Don don't wanna fuck ya.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 322d
Crying about not getting a participation trophy for the biggest snowflake ever.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 322d
I nominate Greta Thunberg, just to spite him
Vince@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 324d
I don't understand why they don't just say he won and sue everyone who says otherwise.
lka1988@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 323d
Because that doesn't work in the real world. He would be immediately called out everywhere.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 323d
No-one in the vicinity of Trump is living in the real world.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 320d
There's only one world. Whether their minds are engaged with it is an entirely different matter.
arin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 323d
I thought this was onion WTF!?
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 323d
Trump needs to be awarded a tombstone and coffin.
slingstone@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 323d
Awarding him the Peace Prize for what exactly? Can they even articulate a reason?
definitemaybe@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 323d
To be fair, what did Obama do to deserve the prize? Maybe I missed something, but I remember literally laughing out loud when I first heard that news. Like, he won for campaigning on hope?
skisnow@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 323d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Nobel_Peace_Prize
Essentially it was for the sort of things that the US news media skipped over, because it was about countries that weren’t America.
frongt@lemmy.zip · -2 pts · 323d
Basically "not Bush"
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 323d
Still, if Obama didn't get one, do you think he'd be whining about it for (checks calendar) the next nearly two decades?
arsCynic@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 323d
Trump doesn't need the Nobel Peace Prize, he needs chemotherapy, full body radiation, a vasectomy, a lobotomy, open heart surgery, and electroconvulsive therapy, all at once, unsterilized, using nothing but a contraption made of hammers and rusty spoons performed by ChatGPT. South Park wasn't joking, Trump really is a demon having an incestuous relationship with the devil. He is a walking malignant cancer with some trace human cells, assuming he still defecates.
BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 323d
Hey, don't bring the devil into this, he doesn't deserve that smoke.
sturmblast@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 323d
"White House" blasts... no. Trump blasts..
III@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 322d
Given that every person working from the White House would be complaining on behalf of that bloated child, I would disagree. But because said worshippers would need to take Trump's baby mushroom penis out of their mouths long enough to complain... you are correct.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 323d
Gotta expect sychophant psychobabble
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 323d
Sad!