"Howdy there internet, we're back for another exciting week of eating shit with Ben.
This week we'll be sampling a fine specimen from my neighbour, John. John's turds tend to have a nutty, earthy aroma, and any of you that have watched this channel know what a fan I of John's bowel movements. We will be pairing John's waste with a jug of dirty water from a pothole outside my house. Anyway, remember to smash those like and subscribe buttons. Time to dig in. ARFLGARFLARAFFRGHAARDFGAGAAFFFHSGALAAAAA UNNNGGGGHHHHH"
16 Comments
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 32 pts · 331d
They knew he was a politician but they’re surprised by this?
masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 331d
It's a politician's job to eat billionaire shit - not their own. Flush him, I say.
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 17 pts · 331d
Gotta be aware of your own oppo exposure... Either that or own it. Ballsy move to get into politics with that floating around.
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 331d
I'd have just blamed AI. I'm surprised they didn't.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 331d
Maybe the people who released the footage have more material and told him this was just the amuse bouche unless he resigns.
Tasteless affair, either way.
Hard to stomach, really.
cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 331d
But it does prove he was full of shit
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 330d
At both sides.
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 329d
A one-man, DIY human centipede.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 330d
Maybe he recorded a whole web series.
"Howdy there internet, we're back for another exciting week of eating shit with Ben.
This week we'll be sampling a fine specimen from my neighbour, John. John's turds tend to have a nutty, earthy aroma, and any of you that have watched this channel know what a fan I of John's bowel movements. We will be pairing John's waste with a jug of dirty water from a pothole outside my house. Anyway, remember to smash those like and subscribe buttons. Time to dig in. ARFLGARFLARAFFRGHAARDFGAGAAFFFHSGALAAAAA UNNNGGGGHHHHH"
princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 330d
Why didn't he just say it was AI? By resigning, he admitted he did that.
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 331d
I wonder if he had a sinking feeling thinking about that floating around
mika_mika@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 331d
Based. Should have doubled down and not resigned.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 330d
"Other politicians say that they'll do what they need to in order to help our country, but I'm actually willing to eat your shit. "
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 330d
"please"
dick_fineman@discuss.online · 10 pts · 330d
I'm 41 and still don't understand why people like feces. I...ehhh...wish the best for you all.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 330d
"Juan..... your breath smells like shit...."