Tell him to hold the handrail. Those steps are wood, they're pretty slippery. And if that guy has any fuzz on the bottoms of his feet, he could have a bad fall. And if I'm home alone I may not have the strength to help him if he gets injured.
whip my dick out and start helicoptering it while screaming out the star spangled banner. make eye contact and slowly walk towards the beast with a growing grin.
My house doesn't have stairs. I'm clearly not at home. This is probably the homeowner coming to ask me what the hell I'm doing in his house. I have no answer, but I apologize and leave. Since I don't drink or take drugs, I'm thinking I'd better get my house checked for gas leaks.
Oh fucking come on. Really? I'm so tired of this bullshit. Seriously I'm done. I'm gonna beat you till I'm bored.
Edit: that post is like "alright, Ice exists, dhs exists, CBP exists. Fuck you demon. I'm just sick of this shit and I'm gonna kill you because I'm just not scared, and sick of the bullshit."
Ask him if he’s heard of Man with a Mission. Japanese rock band. Rarely if ever seen without their wolf helmets. Like a furry version of Daft Punk. But rock. Look up the song My Hero, or Memories to get an idea. Or Merry Go Round, the song they did for My Hero Academia.
29 Comments
Sparky@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 297d
Would
Lisk91@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 297d
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 297d
Seriously, what is this comm even doing on the monster fuckingest site I've ever seen? Scare me. Yeah right. Try deviantart or furaffinity maybe
actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 297d
Tell him to hold the handrail. Those steps are wood, they're pretty slippery. And if that guy has any fuzz on the bottoms of his feet, he could have a bad fall. And if I'm home alone I may not have the strength to help him if he gets injured.
brandon@piefed.social · 5 pts · 297d
I'm a thirty five year old man and sometimes I still go up the stairs on all fours like some sort of crazed stair goblin
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 297d
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 297d
I cast American magic
shalafi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 297d
Unload with whatever is on hand? I cast 12-gauge buckshot!
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 297d
If they're nice, we chill.
If they're just trying to be a dick, some fingers are getting stepped on. Oops.
dumbass@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 297d
For the last time, you're staying either Inside or outside, none of this coming in and out nonsense, it's 3am for fucks sake, GOT TO BED NOW!
bufalo1973@piefed.social · 7 pts · 297d
Think "where this stairs came from?". I don't have a basement.
Nima@leminal.space · 7 pts · 297d
ask him if he wanna chill and watch anime. cause we got a lot of snacks.
Angelevo@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 296d
Pet the damn dog.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 297d
whip my dick out and start helicoptering it while screaming out the star spangled banner. make eye contact and slowly walk towards the beast with a growing grin.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 297d
My house doesn't have stairs. I'm clearly not at home. This is probably the homeowner coming to ask me what the hell I'm doing in his house. I have no answer, but I apologize and leave. Since I don't drink or take drugs, I'm thinking I'd better get my house checked for gas leaks.
_lilith@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 296d
copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 297d
Just say "thank God it's over. I dont have to do this anymore"
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 297d
"Go to bed, Greg. You're drunk."
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 297d
If we are being hypothetical....
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 297d
again?
Sigh.... Zzziiiipppp
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 297d
Oh fucking come on. Really? I'm so tired of this bullshit. Seriously I'm done. I'm gonna beat you till I'm bored.
Edit: that post is like "alright, Ice exists, dhs exists, CBP exists. Fuck you demon. I'm just sick of this shit and I'm gonna kill you because I'm just not scared, and sick of the bullshit."
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 297d
Here boy! You want the ball? Go get the ball boy! *makes throwing motion* Go get it!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 297d
And add a sense of betrayal to its monstrous hunger!?!
Godort@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 297d
Wonder where the other 13 are.
noxypaws@pawb.social · 3 pts · 296d
ask if he wants a paw rub
or a penis lick
RaoulDuke@fedia.io · 3 pts · 297d
Maeve@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 297d
Sit with it and ask what it needs.
cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 297d
Ask him if he’s heard of Man with a Mission. Japanese rock band. Rarely if ever seen without their wolf helmets. Like a furry version of Daft Punk. But rock. Look up the song My Hero, or Memories to get an idea. Or Merry Go Round, the song they did for My Hero Academia.
troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 297d
It's just a phase. He'll be fine in the morning
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 297d
unknown1234_5@kbin.earth · 0 pts · 208d
this is why I always keep a shotgun in my ass, just in case