this one is for the microbiologists

No such thing as a vampire wombat, that we know of.

No such thing as a vampire wombat, yet.

(Sauce)

If you're not a biologist you probably don't care, but the fact is

#A carpet is not actually a pet at all

Telling a carpet from a pet:

• carpets spend very little time begging for food
• carpets don't scream when you step on them
• there is no such thing as a teacher's carpet

Ok, got it, wombats are not bats. But are bats wombats? Pretty unclear on that.

They have played us for absolute fools

I wish there was something like "wombatman"

"there is no such thing as a vampire wombat"

 >=(

what if I want to roll a wombat character with an aversion to the sun for some reason, hmm? how about that?!

what if he craves blood instead of grass and roots? >=)

Is it a wom?