Really??? Who woulda thought

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victorz@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 300d (1 reply)

Not actually real songs by Cannibal Corpse, by the way.

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 300d

well duhh they were from his solo project

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 30 pts · 300d (7 replies)

I just looked up their other songs and given this headline, I deeply regret it.

protist@mander.xyz · 26 pts · 300d (6 replies)

Was it "Hammer Smashed Face" or "Dismembered and Molested" that got you

Psythik@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 300d (1 reply)

"Fucked with a Knife" and "Meat Hook Sodomy" are fun mental imagery as well.

hateisreality@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 300d

Fucked with a knife has a catchy riff.

cowfodder@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 300d (3 replies)

Probably the nice little song about shooting blood from your cock.

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 300d

That one, plus Fucked With a Knife.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 300d

As you do after eating spicy food.

avguser@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 300d

Still my favorite reaction to this song. https://youtu.be/D_o5LiToNp8

It sounds fun ... Until it happens to you!

Okokimup@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 300d (1 reply)
tetris11@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 300d

If I had to guess, it looks like a gun, of the long-ass vareity

Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 300d

Really makes you wonder about "Stripped, Raped and Strangled", "I cum blood" and "Meat hook sodomy"...

xkbx@startrek.website · 9 pts · 300d (2 replies)

“No, dude, none of them actually believe… I mean most of them wouldn’t… I mean, you listen to rap, and it’s not like any… look, it’s just a fucking record, okay!?”

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 300d (1 reply)

Then you have people like the guy from Lost Prophets singing happy songs while fucking kids. Glad he was just shanked in prison.

victorz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 300d

Shanked to death, even better. I didn't hear about what he did until like last week or so, so I had a listen to their old songs I used to keep in my long Winamp playlist. Nostalgia ruined.

AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 300d

That headline isn't even slightly the most interesting part of the story.

But he was replaced as guitarist of cannibal corpse after this incident. And I think corpsegrinder has done enough good in this world to offset Pats... Craziness.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 300d

Sometimes it's the ones you most suspect. Most of the time, the metal guys are fine and wholesome.

I don't think there's anything wrong with Sven from Aborted, but if they open his house and find a pile of raped corpses, I'm not going to be surprised.