Made a Costco run and couldn’t help myself.

318 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world

18 Comments

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 290d

Aside from Ron Perlman, we need a /catsthat looklikeWilfordBrimley

Triumph@fedia.io · 24 pts · 290d (1 reply)

They sell cats at Costco now?

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 290d

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 290d

He looks so mad hahaha

Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 290d

Violence store.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 290d

Ah, hi, I need to return this box of gloves, they - they didn’t . . Y’know . . Like. Fit. . . .

. . . Sooo . . Here’s the . . . the receipt. And ah. . .

Y-y’know I think I’ll try them on again. I’ll just. Take those back. There. Okay. Th- uh Thanks.

*backs slowly away from counter*

unknown@piefed.social · 7 pts · 288d (6 replies)

I hate that people have forcefully bred such a horrific deformity into cats.

TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 288d (2 replies)

Same! I adopted him from a rescue that specializes in Persians and Himalayans because they end up in rescue situations so often.

unknown@piefed.social · 3 pts · 288d (1 reply)

I'm glad you adopted. Does he have breathing difficulties?

TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 288d

No, thankfully he’s been pretty healthy overall. He had bad infections in both of his eyes when I adopted him, but those are since healed up and he has relatively wide nostrils for a Persian, so we’re looking good.

aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 288d (2 replies)
[ removed ]
unknown@piefed.social · 2 pts · 288d (1 reply)

Nice to see another vegan about. I will never understand how more people aren't vegan, what with the sheer level of cruelty, body horror and ecocide constantly everywhere around us. The vystopia is real.

aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 288d
[ removed ]
cccrontab@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 290d (3 replies)

I get why people shop there, but going to Costco makes me so anxious.

moseschrute@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 289d (2 replies)

Is it because it’s too big or specifically because it’s too tall?

cccrontab@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 288d (1 reply)

It's the experience of shopping at Costco. It is so stressful. It starts as soon as you approach the parking lot, trying to find parking, dealing with people and carts inside, being frisked on your way out. It is a terrible experience overall and I don't mind paying slightly higher prices just to avoid it.

moseschrute@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 288d

That does sound stressful. Think I’m just going to hide inside with my kittens for today. Costco can’t hurt me here.

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 290d

And as soon as all the other cats enter the parking lot, their dumb cat brains shut off and they can’t park, have no spatial awareness, and leave carts all over the place because they’re too fucking lazy to bring them to the cart corral.

Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 290d

If it's Costco went does your cat have the same facial expression as a typical Walmart greeter?

"Welcome to Costco. Now fuck off."

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 290d

Aldi sells things like this occasionally. Cats love em