yo: sup?

I'd say standard surrealist that's older than most people curently alive.

Who's on first?

Am I having a stroke?

Kid named Finger:

Nutbutter.
Not better than what?
Butternut.
I'm not that kinda slut.

And don't call me Shirley.

This is like something you’d write as your mind faded after being fatally pierced through the head by a railing spike.

I'm hungry

o: i convinced myself

i: leave me out of this

What kind of humor is this?

Answer: Odin's chosen humor

"nice shoes", I said
" you bet!" he said

I started seeing this type of lingo at least 5 years ago. I still don't understand it.

I did notice it came from young British people. Dunno if that's still the case. Maybe it's spread to the U.S.

(I had younger British friends send me screenshots of chats for a laugh and i had no idea what the convo was or why it was funny).

From this we assume that there's some guy named Me

sup: what?

"¡Fuego a discreción!", y Discreción murió calcinado.