Mine is also from the "Born to be a Bureaucrat" song but it's the "born to be all obsessive and snotty. I made my friends and relations fill long applications to get into my tenth birthday party" part.
That song is also adjacent to one of my most quoted lines from Futurama, from Bureaucrat, Grade 1: “You are technically correct. The very best kind of correct.”
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Otherbarry@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz · 53 pts · 304d
My manwich!
paranoid@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 304d
I'm gonna call the police... right after I flush some things
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 304d
That’s no cigar! And it’s not mine!
Godort@lemmy.ca · 44 pts · 304d
We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
Trex202@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 304d
Switzerland is small and neutral! We're more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!
Awa@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 304d
When push comes to shove, you've got to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea.
IcedRaktajino@startrek.website · 15 pts · 304d
Mine is also from the "Born to be a Bureaucrat" song but it's the "born to be all obsessive and snotty. I made my friends and relations fill long applications to get into my tenth birthday party" part.
Hegar@fedia.io · 13 pts · 304d
This is probably in my top 5 episodes. I remind myself of that maxim often when i witness the behaviour of others.
Trex202@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 304d
Sweet Guinea pig of Winnipeg!
teft@piefed.social · 17 pts · 304d
Sweet bongo of the Congo!
Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 303d
Sweet yeti of the Serengeti!
tetris11@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 303d
Sweet... *visibly shaken* something... of something or other
non_burglar@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 304d
"Like my fat mama used to say: if you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself."
homura1650@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 304d
We apologize. With nice, cheap, words.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 304d
I'm just glad my fat ugly momma isn't alive to see this day.
InvisibleShoe@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 304d
Not a single line, but I like his song about being a bureaucrat
mercano@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 304d
That song is also adjacent to one of my most quoted lines from Futurama, from Bureaucrat, Grade 1: “You are technically correct. The very best kind of correct.”
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 303d
anticonnor@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 304d
Is there any meat this man can't jerk?!
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 304d
The scene where the entire crew is in the airlock and Hermes is standing by the button with everyone begging him to free them.
He kind of thinks about it for a second, shrugs, and goes "mm, ok".
That's my favorite line, followed closely by "That just raises further questions" from the manwich episode.
HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social · 18 pts · 304d
"Dream on, woman! I'd like to put the little bastard in a sack and toss the sack in a river and hurl the river into space."
ninjabard@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 304d
Professor: Not even Hermes' famous jerk prunes could dislodge them!
Hermes: I call it Caribbean Drano.
0ops@piefed.zip · 17 pts · 304d
"Ew! A big fat roach!"
"What? I thought I put that away!"
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 13 pts · 304d
"How low can you go?"
Because he was an olympic gold medalist in limbo.
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 304d
Proud of you? You ruined us with sleazy business practices and a complete disregard for human decency.
Of course we're proud of you!
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 304d
Gorilla of Manila!
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 303d
We call it Caribbean Draino.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 303d
Good luck to everybody except Zoidberg
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 304d
Tally me banana!
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · -23 pts · 304d
*favorite. Not fav our ite.
Trex202@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 304d
My neighbour's favourite colour is oraunge
Aralakh@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 304d
'Merica energy. 💀
Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
That's how we spell it in New England.
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 304d
Someone is uncultured.
Trex202@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 304d
Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 304d
Colour, theatre, etc... You're going down a rabbit hole today.