Lol I think you just described most malicious compliance posts. Just people throwing logic out the window while making demands, just to be swatted down by their own hubris.
I genuinely don't understand this request, is there any size of parcel that is not just an envelope that won't look super obvious under a door mat? Unless you have a cellar door under the mat or something, it makes no sense.
(Or a book of stamps, or a comic book, or pet medication, or a set of screws, or a small electronic device, or hair pins, or printer ink, or a million other things I could name that would fit in a small package that could be placed under a door mat
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halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 312d
I'll give them full points just for not putting it immediately in front of the door preventing it from being opened, despite the doormat request.
ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com · 47 pts · 312d
I dunno about malicious, more like dumb request gets dumb results.
naticus@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 312d
Lol I think you just described most malicious compliance posts. Just people throwing logic out the window while making demands, just to be swatted down by their own hubris.
hanke@feddit.nu · 10 pts · 311d
Eh, there isn't anything malicious about this post.
The delivery guy was just being compliant.
ZoDoneRightNow@kbin.earth · 26 pts · 312d
I genuinely don't understand this request, is there any size of parcel that is not just an envelope that won't look super obvious under a door mat? Unless you have a cellar door under the mat or something, it makes no sense.
Ephera@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 312d
There's cardboard envelopes which often don't fit into mailboxes, but might not be completely obvious under the doormat?
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 312d
I bet if you ordered a door mat.
(Or a book of stamps, or a comic book, or pet medication, or a set of screws, or a small electronic device, or hair pins, or printer ink, or a million other things I could name that would fit in a small package that could be placed under a door mat
frmrm@peachpie.theatl.social · 8 pts · 312d
This earns a golf clap. Well done.
texture@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 240d
first post im seeing after clicking the community. this is peak.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 287d
How old is this picture? Pretty sure I see a phone book