I choose Jimothy

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TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today · 107 pts · 299d (7 replies)

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 77 pts · 299d

I know someone who fits this perfectly. They are currently Robert. They did not appreciate me sending them that. I do appreciate you posting it. Thank you so much.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 299d (5 replies)

Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social · 9 pts · 299d (2 replies)

I got this reference.

“Baby steps… baby steps… baby steps…”

victorz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 299d (1 reply)

Baby back baby back baby back

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 299d

I want my...

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 299d

Are you talking about Boob .... I mean Bob

billygoat@catata.fish · 3 pts · 299d

Gimme gimme gimme I need I need

realitista@lemmus.org · 30 pts · 299d

Jimmy when you're a kid, Jim when you get older. Probably James at work for people who don't know you but Jim for those who do.. Jimbo when you're drunk. Jamie after your sex change operation.

Neuromancer49@midwest.social · 24 pts · 299d (10 replies)

Jimthew.

KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol · 17 pts · 299d

Jimothy

AngularViscosity@piefed.social · 13 pts · 299d (1 reply)

Jimitri it is.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 299d

Jimidan Milošević

cheeseburger@piefed.ca · 11 pts · 299d

Jimberly, of course

Pencilnoob@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 299d

Jimjam

Triumph@fedia.io · 5 pts · 299d

Jomathan

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 299d

Jimhariah

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 299d

Jimthaniel

Almacca@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 299d

Jobert

SolSerkonos@piefed.social · 1 pts · 299d

Jimothy

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 299d (7 replies)

You think that shit is hard, consider anyone named "Richard"

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 299d (4 replies)

Last night I was talking to my partner about the name “Bart”, like saying “dude imagine fuckin a dude named Bart and you gotta say like ‘oh yeah just like that BART’” and we both cracked up

My partner brought up the full name “Bartholomew” and I said “no fuckin way I’m not going by ‘Mew’” and they cracked up

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 299d

Christ, imagine if you had a friend named Bartholomew as well.

Which one of you is Mewtoo?

BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 299d

Barty in the streets, god in the sheets.

sundray@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 299d

Bang Bang Bart

moody@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 299d

I'm more of a Tholo

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 299d

Sir Richard Douglas Somerville Head, 6th Baronet (born 1951), of the Head baronets

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Head_(disambiguation)

GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 299d

Go chaotic evil and deliberately choose tricky dick

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 16 pts · 299d (1 reply)

Robert has the same shit.

Do you keep it formal and stay Robert? Do you embrace your inner old guy and go by Bob? What about Rob or Robb? Maybe you're Robbie, Robby, or Bobby. Maybe you're clinically insane and go by Bobert.

PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 299d

Or Bert

Bonus@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 299d

This is why they should just go by their middle name, Tiberius.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 299d (1 reply)

I actually know a Jimothy. Couldn’t decide between jimmy and timothy for his western name when coming to the US after the end of Vietnam war

nocturne@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 299d

I have a life sized goblin statue in the window of my shop named Jimothy.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 299d (1 reply)

I've never heard of "Jamie" being a nickname for James. It makes sense, and maybe I've just missed it all these years? My best friend in the third grade was named Jamie, he's the only one I've known. I've known several guys named James.

Yep, a simple search confirms that "Jamie" is a diminutive form of James. TIL.

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 299d

Uncle named James, Mom calls him Jamie. Can confirm.

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 299d

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 6 pts · 299d (3 replies)

Por que no los Todos

w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 299d (2 replies)

Cuz you can't put em all on your gravestone.

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 1 pts · 298d (1 reply)

Small enough font? Big enough gravestone?

w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 298d

Here lies James Jimmy Jimmothy Jamey Jimbo Jarmer. Beloved by all who called him things.

taiyang@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 299d

Y'all, this works like a class system. James is your magic user, Jim is an all round fighter, Jimmy is your rogue, Jamie your cleric, and Jimbo is your barbarian. Luckily, they can change classes depending on the situation, so it's not set in stone.

curbstickle@anarchist.nexus · 6 pts · 299d

Jimothy Christmas

Flames5123@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 299d

I’m a James! The third to be precise. My gramps went by Jack, and my dad by James, so I had to go by Jimmy. I still own it to this day. Other fun nicknames I’m occasionally called are Jimbo, Jymbo, Jambers, Jimboree, Jimbob, JimJam, Jombers, Jimothy, and Jammy. It’s fun having a nickname as the name I go by! Nowhere on my documents does it say “Jimmy” but that’s what everyone calls me.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 299d

Jimjim and jimbobway are also options

sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 299d (1 reply)

Ladies Love Cool Jimbo.

MalReynolds@piefed.social · 3 pts · 299d (1 reply)

My personal favorite, James Bolivar DiGriz. The Stainless Steel Rat. That is all.

Almacca@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 299d

There's a reference I haven't heard in a while. I should go back and re-read those, and read the ones I've missed. Great series. Harry Harrison's other sci-fi is pretty great as well.

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 299d (1 reply)

Charles as well. Charlie, chuck, or Chaz?

Almacca@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 299d

Go singular - Charl

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 299d

KID DIN-O-MITE

petersr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 299d

Never realized Jimmy was a nickname for James.

Almacca@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 299d

Or go by their first two initials? eg. J.D.

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 299d
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jimerson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 299d

Hmm.