c/futurama · by Trex202@lemmy.world · 299dFavourite Amy line? 253 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
Trex202@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 299d
“You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later you realise he actually has a really good body.”
PillowTalk420@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 299d
I have a really good body of a pig. 😤
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 40 pts · 299d
This is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars.
Okokimup@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 299d
Spluh!
BlueZen@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 299d
"so .. the orgy is off?"
Trex202@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 299d
How about a parcheesi tournament?
FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 299d
Shmeesh!
moody@lemmings.world · 10 pts · 299d
Gleesh!
HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social · 23 pts · 299d
"Whenever I get lonely, I can just look at this hideous, disfiguring scar and think of you"
CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 299d
”you’re getting a new car?”
Yeah, my parents said if I get all B’s they will buy me a bar, and I got all C’s.
Psythik@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 299d
I never understood that joke. What's an "aar"?
TurtleTourParty@midwest.social · 10 pts · 299d
I think her parents thought there was no chance of her getting all As
Trex202@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d
Or her parents promised this really great, handsome, successful man so they could have grandbabies, named Aaron
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 299d
The first three segments of an aardvark.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 299d
I think she means if she got B’s her parents would buy her a bar. She got C’s, so replace the b in bar with a c and you get car.
Psythik@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 298d
I get that part but I still don't get the joke. Cause what would have happened if she got As?
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 298d
Her parents knew the chances of her getting A’s
Trex202@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d
JakenVeina@midwest.social · 16 pts · 299d
Dr. Zoidberg said I should hold these for him while he's gone.
DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 299d
(When moving Moonrocks back to the moon) I don't even need my over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 15 pts · 299d
What's rent?
Azathoth@fedia.io · 13 pts · 299d
Sploops!
Awa@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 299d
The one you posted is probably the best.
Another one not mentioned yet that I enjoy is when they "look in the box" and find themselves in a parallel universe. The conversation between the 2 Amy's always tickles me:
Amy 1: The professor was right, you are evil... and shallow!
Amy A : I am not evil!
miked@piefed.social · 8 pts · 299d
It's when women are polite to each other that you know there's a problem.
notsure@fedia.io · 7 pts · 299d
...i'm from mars...
erie09@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 299d
Yesh he would.