I sure hope we get to that level of body modification in my lifetime. Imagine you unzip their pants with your teeth, only to be met by a monster, which makes you ecstatic enough, and then (!!!) you get to taste some delicious flavor of milkshake at the finish line.
I'm indigenous Canadian ... Ojibway and I speak my language fluently, it's actually my first language.
A few years ago Hienz in Canada came up with a new condiment mixing ketchup and mayonnaise ... they called it MAYOCHUP
The best part was that in the Ojibway and Cree languages (our two languages are very closely related) ... mayochup, translates as 'Shit Face'
May is our word for feces, or shit .... tacking on the ending "chup" implies that the word is in reference to a person's face .... shit+face = shitface
I still see it on store shelves once in a while and I ask my non native friends if they want some Shitface.
In Germany all the "Vicks" go under the name "Wick" because "Vicks" phonetically sounds like "Ficks" or "Fick's" when read in German ("Ficks" = "fucks" / "Fick's" "fuck it") or if read in English like "Wichs" which basically means "Jerk off". Especially combined with Vaporub could cause some ... irritation
This reminds me of once when I went to Arby's. (I know it's popular to hate on them, but other than being expensive I consider them fine.) The server, intending to offer me an array of sauces, asked me "Arby's ketchup horsey?" It took me a moment to even parse that that was a question, let alone what was being asked.
I imagine a practical version would basically be 2 or 3 or 4 of those kinds of squeeze bottles that are connected via a joining nozzle, and then basically one uh 'nipple tube' after that.
Something like this shape, though this specifically is for 3d printers... presumably you could join together like chemistry lab tubing in something like this shape, with the right expoy?
This is often seen at events here, used behind the tray only, to squeeze sauce on the cardboard thingy. Entirely hygienic. Never seen that for use by customers.
I live in Australia, but have travelled a bit. First time I saw these was at an Oktoberfest event in the UK a year or so ago. I asked where the sauce was and the server pointed at the “udders”. Having never seen anything like it before I just looked right past them, not expecting the sauce bottles to be hanging from the ceiling.
You put your meal under it and squeeze the top part, then your sauce comes out of the bottom part.
The American version is probably a Ketchup capsule that you load into a l shaped device, pull the trigger and your ketchup splashes over your fries and the people infront of you.
The American version is probably a Ketchup capsule that you load into a l shaped device, pull the trigger and your ketchup splashes over your fries and the people infront of you.
While a tiny plastic packets gets discarded into a waste basket just out of sight.
We used to have similar ones at AFL games when I was a kid. I once stuck my (four’n twenty) pie onto the end and injected it with tomato sauce. Worked really well. Again, I was very young.
74 Comments
Triumph@fedia.io · 61 pts · 287d
If one of those was filled with Horsey Sauce I would suckle like a newborn calf.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 61 pts · 287d
Horsey Sauce certainly sounds like something you would suck from a big dangling horse cock.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 287d
Arby's limited time Mr. Handswich
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 287d
He got the MEATS!
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 287d
That's enough Internet for a while
Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 287d
I sure hope we get to that level of body modification in my lifetime. Imagine you unzip their pants with your teeth, only to be met by a monster, which makes you ecstatic enough, and then (!!!) you get to taste some delicious flavor of milkshake at the finish line.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 287d
ENJOY MY TRIPLE MINT HERBAL TEA I RAN OUT OF OOLONG SORRY
Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 287d
You'd better have the matcha next time, or else!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 286d
i can't stock that until we're out of mate, mate.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 287d
LOL! We you the one who wrote the brilliant review of Arby's steak bites?
I share your passion, but for the red sauce instead. Only reason I go to that place.
Triumph@fedia.io · 3 pts · 287d
Of course.
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 287d
I've been looking for an Arby's ever since
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 5 pts · 287d
Somewhere hidden they probably also have "Curry ketchup".
In NL you could get Joppiesaus, probably also satesaus and other sauces or a combination like oorlog (war).
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 287d
I'm indigenous Canadian ... Ojibway and I speak my language fluently, it's actually my first language.
A few years ago Hienz in Canada came up with a new condiment mixing ketchup and mayonnaise ... they called it MAYOCHUP
The best part was that in the Ojibway and Cree languages (our two languages are very closely related) ... mayochup, translates as 'Shit Face'
May is our word for feces, or shit .... tacking on the ending "chup" implies that the word is in reference to a person's face .... shit+face = shitface
I still see it on store shelves once in a while and I ask my non native friends if they want some Shitface.
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 7 pts · 287d
Sounds tasty :D
In Germany all the "Vicks" go under the name "Wick" because "Vicks" phonetically sounds like "Ficks" or "Fick's" when read in German ("Ficks" = "fucks" / "Fick's" "fuck it") or if read in English like "Wichs" which basically means "Jerk off". Especially combined with Vaporub could cause some ... irritation
slackassassin@piefed.social · 4 pts · 287d
Tang direct from the stang.
JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 1 pts · 287d
Gee where have I heard that before... :3
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 287d
I'm fine with the condiment udders, but these fools made the containers of mustard and mayo the same color. Madness!
echodot@feddit.uk · 20 pts · 287d
At least they're labelled.
McDonald's just colour code their condiments, which is great unless you're colorblind in which case they're indistinguishable.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 287d
Its all fun and games untill someone invents...
... the condiment cloaca.
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 287d
that'd be a great way to dispense my ketchup/bbq/curry sauce
toynbee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 287d
This reminds me of once when I went to Arby's. (I know it's popular to hate on them, but other than being expensive I consider them fine.) The server, intending to offer me an array of sauces, asked me "Arby's ketchup horsey?" It took me a moment to even parse that that was a question, let alone what was being asked.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 287d
if other restaurants had a horsey sauce equivalent i'd never feel i needed to go to arby's
toynbee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 287d
TBH, my wife loves and I enjoy Arby's sauce, but I've never tried horsey sauce. I hate horseradish and, due to the name, associate them.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 287d
ooo we should contact the Melbourne Museum and get an expert to help us design it.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 287d
Hah!
I imagine a practical version would basically be 2 or 3 or 4 of those kinds of squeeze bottles that are connected via a joining nozzle, and then basically one uh 'nipple tube' after that.
Something like this shape, though this specifically is for 3d printers... presumably you could join together like chemistry lab tubing in something like this shape, with the right expoy?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 286d
i mean just motorize the valves and we could extrude whatever we wanted
JeanValjean@piefed.social · 29 pts · 287d
https://www.condimentcow.com/
Even better version.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 18 pts · 287d
Holy shit, $2350???
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 287d
I hope it moos when ya squeeze
if_only@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 287d
That's extra. By default it's moaning sounds sampled from a cheap 80s porno.
LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 287d
Neat!
Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 287d
Maybe for you. Something about giant bottles overhead does something exciting for me.
danc4498@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 287d
Why don’t bakers refer to their piping bags as frosting udder?
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 287d
You don't?
fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 287d
I misread that as "bankers" and couldn't figure out what kind of crazy bank you go to
danc4498@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 287d
Bonkers
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 287d
It looks like they put condoms on the end of condiment bottles
EbenezerScrew@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 287d
Condoments was right there!
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 287d
I failed so you could succeed
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 287d
NABDad@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 287d
I've seen the condiment udders in the U.S.
It was at Knoebels Amusement Resort in Pennsylvania.
EbenezerScrew@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 287d
I used condiment udders last Saturday and the best part was they were covered by a decorative cow.
We go to this pumpkin patch every year and I remember them having it at least last year too.
https://pumpkinville.com/
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 287d
Dirty Human hands will be yanking on my mayonnaise tube until a white sauce comes out that they stick in their mouths and masticate with...
That is all I'll say...
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 287d
In olden days money were these physical objects that we would touch. Madness!
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 287d
This is often seen at events here, used behind the tray only, to squeeze sauce on the cardboard thingy. Entirely hygienic. Never seen that for use by customers.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 287d
Where did that poster grow up never having seen those before?
BastingChemina@slrpnk.net · 19 pts · 287d
I've never seen these in my life, I live in France.
Redex68@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 287d
I live in Europe and I've never seen these in my life.
Valthorn@feddit.nu · 10 pts · 287d
I live in Europe and I've seen them in almost every hot dog shop ("korvkiosk" in Swedish) I'v been to.
Redex68@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 287d
Sure, but my point is that Europe isn't a monolith, just because people didn't see that before doesn't mean they're Americans.
sobriquet@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 287d
I live in Australia, but have travelled a bit. First time I saw these was at an Oktoberfest event in the UK a year or so ago. I asked where the sauce was and the server pointed at the “udders”. Having never seen anything like it before I just looked right past them, not expecting the sauce bottles to be hanging from the ceiling.
But now I’ve seen them, I love it!
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 287d
Haven't seen these in Aus either. I wanna grab it tho
Rothe@piefed.social · 3 pts · 287d
I think you can safely assume this a very Americentric thread.
Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 287d
I just saw these for the first time at my state fair. They did indeed attach a wooden cow above it, and these were the udders.
SalamenceFury@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 287d
This woman is a fucking poet lmao
notsure@fedia.io · 5 pts · 287d
...mmm, udders...
tamal3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 287d
I want to see a video of it in use.
Ravi@feddit.org · 5 pts · 287d
You put your meal under it and squeeze the top part, then your sauce comes out of the bottom part.
The American version is probably a Ketchup capsule that you load into a l shaped device, pull the trigger and your ketchup splashes over your fries and the people infront of you.
tamal3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 287d
Are you sure you don't have to squish the udder from top to bottom?
mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 287d
Nah, I think there's another valve above it. you just squeeze and it squeezes out.
Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 287d
That would be fantastic, lmao.
waigl@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 287d
While a tiny plastic packets gets discarded into a waste basket just out of sight.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 287d
Hey, it's perfect for school cafeterias, though.
tamal3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 287d
This? Please. I work in a middle school. No way in hell.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 287d
I noticed there isn't a hot sauce udder. I wonder why that is?
unabart@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 287d
Germans posses a deep rooted fear of spicy foods. The parprike being as bold as they like to get.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 285d
There is literally a bottle of cock sauce right there in the picture.
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 287d
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 287d
Hell yeah! Deutschland!
sourhill@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 287d
We used to have similar ones at AFL games when I was a kid. I once stuck my (four’n twenty) pie onto the end and injected it with tomato sauce. Worked really well. Again, I was very young.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 287d
Jarix@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 287d
You can often find these at certain stalls in your local seasonal German/Bavarian Christmas market/villages.
Usually ones that sell hamhocks
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 1 pts · 287d
The poor dehydrated condiment cow has one udder with curdled milk, one slightly infected udder with yellow pus and one super inflamed one with blood
Cintari@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 287d
Frankfurt takes their Frankfurters seriously.