Eh this one isn't even all that funny but here you go:
It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its exquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's indescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
27 Comments
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 89 pts · 305d
I hadn't seen this comic before so I went to his site and found a hell of an introduction to his work. I'll definitely be reading this guy now
https://www.kohney.com/
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 305d
I don't fully understand this one.
bagelberger@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 305d
maybe this will help:
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 304d
LOL yes the backstory definitely explains the weirdness. Artist has quite an imagination.
Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 304d
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 6 pts · 305d
Is his wife a rat?
ook@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 305d
Karl@literature.cafe · 3 pts · 305d
(o o )
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 305d
Neil Kohney’s always good for a wild ride.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 305d
He also makes unpredictable comics.
FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 305d
Is there something you need to tell us?
BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 305d
This is a masterful example of layered humor.
He keeps stacking the gags, and it's great.
saddlebag@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 305d
Who would downvote this?
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 305d
I didn’t downvote it but I did find it quite disappointing that there was a long winded buildup and then there literally wasn’t a punchline.
Karl@literature.cafe · 2 pts · 305d
Anti furries
gray@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 242d
The handsome bear wasn't even that handsome
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 305d
If they're hate furries so much, how come I keep seeing them paying to go to furry conventions? 🤔
Karl@literature.cafe · 1 pts · 305d
Fo research purposes and uhh... Know your enemies.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 305d
Reminds me of this NSFW COPY PASTA
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/fA9TjioeYS
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 304d
Can't you just, like, copy&paste the copypasta? That shithole of a site you linked to won't show me the content unless I log in.
AyuTsukasa@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 304d
Eh this one isn't even all that funny but here you go:
It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its exquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's indescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
jve@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d
2 upvotes 4 years ago huh?
Guess it really made an impact.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 304d
This isn't the original.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 304d
Where's the punchline ?
buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 304d
For me it was when he thought "what" and then in he immediate next panel says "what?". Gets me rolling every time I think about it.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 304d
Absurdism is its own punchline, but only if you're the type of person who enjoys it.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 304d
"Bear"
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 304d
I still don't get it
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 304d
bear with me.. I don't either
betanumerus@lemmy.ca · -4 pts · 304d