Me trying to figure out what 'bro' I used us in text, that I haven't already used.

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protist@mander.xyz · 19 pts · 305d (2 replies)

My brotein shake brings all the boys to the yard

Also, Broseph Goebbels!?

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 304d

Yeah, I question the Goebbels as well.

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 304d

I prefer my brotein shake's got-
-Vitamin Bro
-Bromega 3
-Bromium bromate III
-BroQ10
-DHEA testosterbrone, brostrogen, & esbrogen
-bronana flavor

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 305d (2 replies)

A surprising lack of Brohim. Nor is there El Broderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 305d (1 reply)

Muster the Brohirrim

Dadifer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d

I can hear them coming... 50k Brohirrim

qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 304d (1 reply)

Brother

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d

finitebanjo@piefed.world · 12 pts · 305d (2 replies)
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thinkercharmercoderfarmer@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 305d (1 reply)

Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean.

sleepdrifter@startrek.website · 2 pts · 304d

Haven't heard of that bro in a hot minute

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 305d (11 replies)

Brogasm

Brotendo

Peter Bropotkin

Brosa Luxembro

Nabroleon Bronaparte

Broletariat

Brogeois

Murray Brokchin

Broam Bromsky

Bro Bronham

Broger King

Brotato Salad

Ted Broczynski

The Unabromer

Stone Cold Steve Brostin

Samuel L. Broson

Brolon Musk

Broll Gates

Larry Brollison

Richard Broson

Xbox Three Broty

Super Broio Bros

Rick and Broty

Brotin Luther

Brocifer

Brocephalus

BroDHD

Bropression

Broncology

Brostate

Broegnant

Broetus

Brocus Aurelius

Brosar

Brolexander the Bro

Brolemagne

Brona Lisa

Brocasso

Brogor Strabroski

Brozart

Brolcom X

Brosmond Tutu

Broson Mandela

George Broshington

Bromas Brofferson

Brolexander Hamilbro

ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 305d (1 reply)

You had me at broletariat, bromrade

floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 304d

Seize the means of broduction!

j4k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 305d (2 replies)

bro _ _
brouble spaced line end
is the syntax you're looking for bro

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 305d (1 reply)

I know but I'm lazy. Whenever I type more than one space in a row, my phone autocorrects it to a period. Which is really convenient in lots of other places but not here ๐Ÿ˜†

j4k3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 305d
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TehBamski@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d (1 reply)

Just thought of one to add to the list.

Broticus Maximus

edit:

Broacula

Broski

Broinator

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 304d

Et tu, Brote?

finitebanjo@piefed.world · 1 pts · 305d (1 reply)
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PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 305d

Yeah these are just the first things that came to my head. I don't use the word "bro" or any of its derivatives lol.

TehBamski@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 305d (1 reply)

If you're gay and you know it, this works. Not something I would ever use though ha.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 305d

Yeah I would never use any of these lol. Just wanted to add to the list.

PoscoBumbleroot@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 305d

Brohemian Rhapsody

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 9 pts · 304d

Supercalifragilisticexpialibrocious?

GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 305d

Try bronana peel

h0rnman@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 304d

One i haven't seen yet - Marilyn Monbroe

Edit: Annie Broakely

Brothello

Broatmeal

ciapatri@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 304d

Bromine Brodo Baggins Bromega 3-6-9 Bro Canada My Humble Abrode Bro Bichette

Siethron@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 304d

Brother Brothalamew the Third

AmanitaCaesarea@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 304d

Mike Brozowski

saturn57@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 304d

Bronana Peel

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 304d

brotox

Bonus@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 304d

Ivan Broesky

Brocephus!

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 304d
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mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 304d

Brochacho

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 305d

Don't forget Bro-senpai.

bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 304d

Bro beans suspiciously absent.

hayvan@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 304d

Brocante

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d

Abroham Lincoln was a bit of a stretch but still funny

witty_username@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 304d
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Nomad@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 305d (1 reply)

Not sure i would agree that Goebbels and Stalin were necessarily bros.

schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 304d

In any case, there have been way more people than those two in world history who have had the first name "Joseph", and it works equally well for all of them.

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 305d

Brophylaxis / Brophylactic

nomnomdeplume@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 305d

Brokeback mountain

jaaake@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d

Brometheus, bringer of fire

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 2 pts · 304d

Thanks for extending my list lol

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 304d

๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถOscar Meyer makes the best.... brologna ๐ŸŽต

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 1 pts · 303d

Why reference literal Nazi Joseph Goebbels? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Goebbels

Dadifer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d

You seem to have come to the right place.

SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 304d

Bromine.

TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol · -6 pts · 305d (1 reply)

NOOOOO you can't say this! It's not gender neutral! STOP IT YOUR HURTING MEEEEEE

witty_username@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 304d
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