I know but I'm lazy. Whenever I type more than one space in a row, my phone autocorrects it to a period. Which is really convenient in lots of other places but not here ๐
In any case, there have been way more people than those two in world history who have had the first name "Joseph", and it works equally well for all of them.
46 Comments
protist@mander.xyz · 19 pts · 305d
My brotein shake brings all the boys to the yard
Also, Broseph Goebbels!?
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 304d
Yeah, I question the Goebbels as well.
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 304d
I prefer my brotein shake's got-
-Vitamin Bro
-Bromega 3
-Bromium bromate III
-BroQ10
-DHEA testosterbrone, brostrogen, & esbrogen
-bronana flavor
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 305d
A surprising lack of Brohim. Nor is there El Broderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 305d
Muster the Brohirrim
Dadifer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d
I can hear them coming... 50k Brohirrim
qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 304d
Brother
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d
finitebanjo@piefed.world · 12 pts · 305d
thinkercharmercoderfarmer@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 305d
Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean.
sleepdrifter@startrek.website · 2 pts · 304d
Haven't heard of that bro in a hot minute
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 305d
Brogasm
Brotendo
Peter Bropotkin
Brosa Luxembro
Nabroleon Bronaparte
Broletariat
Brogeois
Murray Brokchin
Broam Bromsky
Bro Bronham
Broger King
Brotato Salad
Ted Broczynski
The Unabromer
Stone Cold Steve Brostin
Samuel L. Broson
Brolon Musk
Broll Gates
Larry Brollison
Richard Broson
Xbox Three Broty
Super Broio Bros
Rick and Broty
Brotin Luther
Brocifer
Brocephalus
BroDHD
Bropression
Broncology
Brostate
Broegnant
Broetus
Brocus Aurelius
Brosar
Brolexander the Bro
Brolemagne
Brona Lisa
Brocasso
Brogor Strabroski
Brozart
Brolcom X
Brosmond Tutu
Broson Mandela
George Broshington
Bromas Brofferson
Brolexander Hamilbro
ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 305d
You had me at broletariat, bromrade
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 304d
Seize the means of broduction!
j4k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 305d
bro _ _
brouble spaced line end
is the syntax you're looking for bro
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 305d
I know but I'm lazy. Whenever I type more than one space in a row, my phone autocorrects it to a period. Which is really convenient in lots of other places but not here ๐
j4k3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 305d
TehBamski@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
Just thought of one to add to the list.
Broticus Maximus
edit:
Broacula
Broski
Broinator
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 304d
Et tu, Brote?
finitebanjo@piefed.world · 1 pts · 305d
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 305d
Yeah these are just the first things that came to my head. I don't use the word "bro" or any of its derivatives lol.
TehBamski@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 305d
If you're gay and you know it, this works. Not something I would ever use though ha.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 305d
Yeah I would never use any of these lol. Just wanted to add to the list.
PoscoBumbleroot@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 305d
Brohemian Rhapsody
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 9 pts · 304d
Supercalifragilisticexpialibrocious?
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 305d
Try bronana peel
h0rnman@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 304d
One i haven't seen yet - Marilyn Monbroe
Edit: Annie Broakely
Brothello
Broatmeal
ciapatri@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 304d
Bromine Brodo Baggins Bromega 3-6-9 Bro Canada My Humble Abrode Bro Bichette
Siethron@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 304d
Brother Brothalamew the Third
AmanitaCaesarea@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 304d
Mike Brozowski
saturn57@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 304d
Bronana Peel
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 304d
brotox
Bonus@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 304d
Ivan Broesky
Brocephus!
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 304d
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 304d
Brochacho
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 305d
Don't forget Bro-senpai.
bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 304d
Bro beans suspiciously absent.
hayvan@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 304d
Brocante
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d
Abroham Lincoln was a bit of a stretch but still funny
witty_username@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 304d
Nomad@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 305d
Not sure i would agree that Goebbels and Stalin were necessarily bros.
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 304d
In any case, there have been way more people than those two in world history who have had the first name "Joseph", and it works equally well for all of them.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 305d
Brophylaxis / Brophylactic
nomnomdeplume@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 305d
Brokeback mountain
jaaake@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
Brometheus, bringer of fire
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 2 pts · 304d
Thanks for extending my list lol
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 304d
๐ต๐ถOscar Meyer makes the best.... brologna ๐ต
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 1 pts · 303d
Why reference literal Nazi Joseph Goebbels? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Goebbels
Dadifer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d
You seem to have come to the right place.
SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 304d
Bromine.
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol · -6 pts · 305d
NOOOOO you can't say this! It's not gender neutral! STOP IT YOUR HURTING MEEEEEE
witty_username@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 304d