What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?

The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song but chickpeas can only humus one.

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BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 332d (9 replies)

I don't look forward to having a black eyed pea on my face

Took me a second to get that. Gross. But also lol

Pringles@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 332d (4 replies)

Admittedly a much better joke though. Sorry OP

This is c/DadJokes though....

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 332d (1 reply)

Depends who your dad is.

Or daddy

hockeyboss77@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 332d (2 replies)

The joke is "what's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?" Answer "I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

kibiz0r@midwest.social · 6 pts · 332d (1 reply)

I’ve heard it as “I’ve never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face”

Oh that's good too!

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Here in the south, they're usually synonymous, sadly.

That got a huge eye roll from both my wife and daughter, good job sir

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