Health Secretary RFK Jr. says there's 'not sufficient' proof to show Tylenol causes autism

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/10/29/health-chief-insufficient-data-tylenol-causes-autism/86972118007/

Fascist bootlickers with no scientific or medical training and whose brain was eaten by worms now says that Tylenol doesn't cause autism.

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MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk · 133 pts · 295d (12 replies)

Someone finally got that bribe that the whole thing was about all along. Can't wait to learn what "causes autism" next.

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 85 pts · 295d (6 replies)

Nvidia. They got a lot of cash. Nvidia causes autism!

tal@lemmy.today · 37 pts · 295d (4 replies)

You jest, but there was the "5G causes COVID-19" people.

bramkaandorp@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 295d (1 reply)

Don't I know it. They were setting 5G towers on fire here at the time.

dubyakay@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 293d

Did they use jet fuel to melt the steel beams?

MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 295d (1 reply)

It'll be Chinese 5G that'll cause COVID. American 5G is non-COVID so new tariffs!

tal@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 295d

My understanding is that America doesn't actually have 5G telco equipment manufacturers --- it's a weak point in the US tech lineup --- which is one reason that there was such a major kerfuffle several years back over it. The US does not want China in its sensitive telco infrastructure. There was some point I remember where some US senator said that if Europe wasn't going to support Nokia or Ericsson --- Europe does have some entrants -- and just let Huawei take the 5G market, that the US would need to buy one of them. There was some real concern from the US that Europe might just accept ceding the 5G provider market, which would make the US dependent on China.

kagis

This is probably what I remember. I could have sworn that it was a senator, but maybe there were multiple statements or it was actually AG Barr.

https://www.reuters.com/article/technology/white-house-dismisses-idea-of-us-buying-nokia-ericsson-to-challenge-huawei-idUSKBN2012A5/

White House dismisses idea of U.S. buying Nokia, Ericsson to challenge Huawei

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. Vice President Mike Pence on Friday and the top White House economic adviser dismissed an unusual suggestion from U.S. Attorney General William Barr that the United States consider taking control of two major foreign rivals of China-based Huawei Technologies Co Ltd.

White House economic adviser Larry Kudlow added later on Friday that the United States was working closely with Nokia and Ericsson, saying the companies' equipment was essential to the buildout of 5G infrastructure. But he said the "U.S. government is not in the business of buying companies, whether they're domestic or foreign," adding that "there's nothing to prohibit American tech companies from acquiring" them.

"That's the plan the president has endorsed and will be carrying forward," Pence said, adding that the United States can expand 5G "by using the power of the free market and American companies."

In a remarkable statement underscoring how far the United States may be willing to go to counter Huawei, Barr on Thursday disclosed proposals "by the United States aligning itself with Nokia and/or Ericsson."

EDIT: IIRC, Cisco or some other US company that I can't remember made some 5G hardware, but they weren't on par with Nokia and Ericsson.

The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 3 pts · 295d

An argument could probably be made for the other way around too.

WanderingThoughts@europe.pub · 33 pts · 295d

Either that, or the Tylenol lawyers walked in like the the legal equivalent of Mr. Universe casually tossing 100 pound of documents on his desk, causing RFK Jr. to immediately withdraw the claim and hide behind the curtains.

someguy3@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 295d

Gave his friends time to buy the dip.

Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 295d (1 reply)

Realistically it's mostly Magic the Gathering and anime

Ledivin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 295d

No, no, those are like trains - correlation, not causation

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 293d

Immigrants. Got a problem? Always blame immigrants.

BrotherL0v3@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 295d

PostProcess@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 295d (5 replies)

Texas won't be happy

chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 295d (2 replies)

We're never happy.

MisterNeon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 295d (1 reply)

Can confirm that statement.

TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 295d

I'm happy sometimes. But only if I'm too drunk to remember our state government but sober enough to remember all the delicious barbecue and Tex Mex around me.

SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 15 pts · 295d (1 reply)

Not until Abott and his ilk are removed.

frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 11 pts · 295d

Removal is too gentle for them, launched out of a cannon into the Gulf of Mexico seems more appropriate

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 295d (4 replies)

I hear the cure for autism is powdered billionaire bones.

AlphaOmega@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 295d

It's actually the cure for a multitude of ailments...

ms_lane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 295d (2 replies)

Can I try billionaire broth without risk to my superpowers?

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 295d (1 reply)

absolutely.

please be aware of the symptoms of over indulgence.

it's pretty much cocaine and adderall symptoms.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 293d

and ketamine, lots of ketamine.

ozzy@olio.cafe · 31 pts · 295d

clown show continues

since when is RFK Jr and other members of the tyrants administration concerned about proof?
half of them are from fox 'we got sued again' lies

tornavish@lemmy.cafe · 16 pts · 295d (3 replies)

So, if you were smart enough to invest in Tylenol, you are going to make a lot of money on the rebound

Ledivin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d (2 replies)

If this news was going to move the ticker, it already would have. That being said, I went all-in on Kenvue at $~16, so yes please 🙏

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 295d

Yeah, their stock price has been in decline for years. This is a bending the knee thing. I wouldn't be surprised if Kenvue and Johnson and Johnson were rewarded for their fealty.

tornavish@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 295d

Good job! I’m not much for gambling myself, but I would be very excited to hear that you made some money off of this very obvious market manipulation.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 295d (1 reply)

I guess Tylenol ponied up the bribe money.

ms_lane@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 295d

I think it's equally plausible RFK worked out they have to actually provide proof of the link between Paracetamol/Acetaminophen and Autism during discovery.

Obviously they can't, but the case did what it needed to by muddying the waters and can now be withdrawn.

If Kenvue doesn't sue back for libel, they probably got paid off.

Tronn4@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 295d (1 reply)

Can we look at stock trades of rich peopleduring the timw he started talking this bull? Like did Tylenol maker shares go down and who bought into thw dip and now if the stock goes up who is selling?

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 293d

Anyone can access the EDGAR database and look at form4 insider trading.

https://www.sec.gov/edgar/search/#%2Fq=kenvue&filter_forms=4

Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 293d

"I made it up".

Its fucking ridiculous. In my job if I made some shit like that up I'd be sacked.

st3ph3n@midwest.social · 10 pts · 295d

So then, why'd you make all those bold claims? Dipshit.

Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 295d

TFW high priced business lawyers walk in and tell little worm eaten idiots what happens if they don't walk back their stupid claims.

fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 295d (2 replies)

There’s no sufficient proof that RFK Jr. is normal.

frongt@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 293d

There's plenty of proof he isn't, by his own admission.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 293d

There is sufficient proof he has brain damage.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 293d

We know brain worm.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 295d

I think 60 year old sperm causes autism

takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 295d

Now they have shutdown to distract from Epstein files.

LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 293d

No fucking shit

GaryGhost@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d

What about foreskins? I heard that getting it removed to young can cause autism.

sartalon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 295d

Wait. Worm brain man says no real proof of a connection?

Now I think there may be one.

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 293d

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 295d

Ah, the pharma companies must be starting to lean on him and Trump.

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 295d (1 reply)

Trump saying he can't run fir a third term and Kennedy saying Tylenol doesn't cause autism? Did they drink truth serum?

victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 295d

Maybe they took some Tylenol eh

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 295d

seems convenient like a distraction news.

SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 295d (1 reply)

At least we now have proof that the worm is still alive.

kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 295d

Poor thing must be starving...

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 295d

It can only good happen!

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 295d

What's the opposite of eating The Onion?