Fascist bootlickers with no scientific or medical training and whose brain was eaten by worms now says that Tylenol doesn't cause autism.
Fascist bootlickers with no scientific or medical training and whose brain was eaten by worms now says that Tylenol doesn't cause autism.
55 Comments
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk · 133 pts · 295d
Someone finally got that bribe that the whole thing was about all along. Can't wait to learn what "causes autism" next.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 85 pts · 295d
Nvidia. They got a lot of cash. Nvidia causes autism!
tal@lemmy.today · 37 pts · 295d
You jest, but there was the "5G causes COVID-19" people.
bramkaandorp@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 295d
Don't I know it. They were setting 5G towers on fire here at the time.
dubyakay@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 293d
Did they use jet fuel to melt the steel beams?
MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 295d
It'll be Chinese 5G that'll cause COVID. American 5G is non-COVID so new tariffs!
tal@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 295d
My understanding is that America doesn't actually have 5G telco equipment manufacturers --- it's a weak point in the US tech lineup --- which is one reason that there was such a major kerfuffle several years back over it. The US does not want China in its sensitive telco infrastructure. There was some point I remember where some US senator said that if Europe wasn't going to support Nokia or Ericsson --- Europe does have some entrants -- and just let Huawei take the 5G market, that the US would need to buy one of them. There was some real concern from the US that Europe might just accept ceding the 5G provider market, which would make the US dependent on China.
kagis
This is probably what I remember. I could have sworn that it was a senator, but maybe there were multiple statements or it was actually AG Barr.
https://www.reuters.com/article/technology/white-house-dismisses-idea-of-us-buying-nokia-ericsson-to-challenge-huawei-idUSKBN2012A5/
EDIT: IIRC, Cisco or some other US company that I can't remember made some 5G hardware, but they weren't on par with Nokia and Ericsson.
The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 3 pts · 295d
An argument could probably be made for the other way around too.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub · 33 pts · 295d
Either that, or the Tylenol lawyers walked in like the the legal equivalent of Mr. Universe casually tossing 100 pound of documents on his desk, causing RFK Jr. to immediately withdraw the claim and hide behind the curtains.
someguy3@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 295d
Gave his friends time to buy the dip.
Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 295d
Realistically it's mostly Magic the Gathering and anime
Ledivin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 295d
No, no, those are like trains - correlation, not causation
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 293d
Immigrants. Got a problem? Always blame immigrants.
BrotherL0v3@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 295d
PostProcess@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 295d
Texas won't be happy
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 295d
We're never happy.
MisterNeon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 295d
Can confirm that statement.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 295d
I'm happy sometimes. But only if I'm too drunk to remember our state government but sober enough to remember all the delicious barbecue and Tex Mex around me.
SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 15 pts · 295d
Not until Abott and his ilk are removed.
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 11 pts · 295d
Removal is too gentle for them, launched out of a cannon into the Gulf of Mexico seems more appropriate
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 295d
I hear the cure for autism is powdered billionaire bones.
AlphaOmega@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 295d
It's actually the cure for a multitude of ailments...
ms_lane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 295d
Can I try billionaire broth without risk to my superpowers?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 295d
absolutely.
please be aware of the symptoms of over indulgence.
it's pretty much cocaine and adderall symptoms.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 293d
and ketamine, lots of ketamine.
ozzy@olio.cafe · 31 pts · 295d
clown show continues
since when is RFK Jr and other members of the tyrants administration concerned about proof?
half of them are from fox 'we got sued again' lies
tornavish@lemmy.cafe · 16 pts · 295d
So, if you were smart enough to invest in Tylenol, you are going to make a lot of money on the rebound
Ledivin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d
If this news was going to move the ticker, it already would have. That being said, I went all-in on Kenvue at $~16, so yes please 🙏
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 295d
Yeah, their stock price has been in decline for years. This is a bending the knee thing. I wouldn't be surprised if Kenvue and Johnson and Johnson were rewarded for their fealty.
tornavish@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 295d
Good job! I’m not much for gambling myself, but I would be very excited to hear that you made some money off of this very obvious market manipulation.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 295d
I guess Tylenol ponied up the bribe money.
ms_lane@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 295d
I think it's equally plausible RFK worked out they have to actually provide proof of the link between Paracetamol/Acetaminophen and Autism during discovery.
Obviously they can't, but the case did what it needed to by muddying the waters and can now be withdrawn.
If Kenvue doesn't sue back for libel, they probably got paid off.
Tronn4@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 295d
Can we look at stock trades of rich peopleduring the timw he started talking this bull? Like did Tylenol maker shares go down and who bought into thw dip and now if the stock goes up who is selling?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 293d
Anyone can access the EDGAR database and look at form4 insider trading.
https://www.sec.gov/edgar/search/#%2Fq=kenvue&filter_forms=4
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 293d
"I made it up".
Its fucking ridiculous. In my job if I made some shit like that up I'd be sacked.
st3ph3n@midwest.social · 10 pts · 295d
So then, why'd you make all those bold claims? Dipshit.
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 295d
TFW high priced business lawyers walk in and tell little worm eaten idiots what happens if they don't walk back their stupid claims.
fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 295d
There’s no sufficient proof that RFK Jr. is normal.
frongt@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 293d
There's plenty of proof he isn't, by his own admission.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 293d
There is sufficient proof he has brain damage.
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 293d
We know brain worm.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 295d
I think 60 year old sperm causes autism
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 295d
Now they have shutdown to distract from Epstein files.
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 293d
No fucking shit
GaryGhost@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d
What about foreskins? I heard that getting it removed to young can cause autism.
sartalon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 295d
Wait. Worm brain man says no real proof of a connection?
Now I think there may be one.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 293d
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 295d
Ah, the pharma companies must be starting to lean on him and Trump.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 295d
Trump saying he can't run fir a third term and Kennedy saying Tylenol doesn't cause autism? Did they drink truth serum?
victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 295d
Maybe they took some Tylenol eh
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 295d
seems convenient like a distraction news.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 295d
At least we now have proof that the worm is still alive.
kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 295d
Poor thing must be starving...
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 295d
It can only good happen!
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 295d
What's the opposite of eating The Onion?