c/greentext · by rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 297danon has figured it out 269 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
msage@programming.dev · 30 pts · 297d
Problem: kidneys not working
Problem persists after not caring.
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol · 22 pts · 297d
>kidneys fail
>die
>no more problems ever
msage@programming.dev · 3 pts · 297d
Dying is kind of a permanent problem.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 297d
Or a permanent solution, it's all about perspective.
__nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 296d
Only for the living
brem@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 297d
Only if you truly lived
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 297d
Yes but it's not a problem if you don't care.
msage@programming.dev · 2 pts · 297d
Oh it is.
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 297d
Only if you care about some other stuff.
Which you don't have to.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 296d
Sounds like someone elses problem. I won't even write a will, they can argue over it
brem@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 297d
Sell kidneys to black market.
"Slightly used"
..invest kidney money in NFT
Purchase 4 new kidneys
P R O F I T
msage@programming.dev · 3 pts · 296d
j4k3@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 297d
Social stigma (dogma) is the primary cause of harm
algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 296d
should practice ligma instead
j4k3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 296d
mmm salty
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 297d
That¹ or cars, yes.
¹assuming Nazis are included in that
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 296d
This got me through so much. Others stressed or sad they can't afford the life they see others have in social media.
That guy has an expensive sports car. lol, don't care. My bike cost less than his monthly payments, I am so winning.
Angelevo@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 296d
Misphrased; not "don't care" -- Embrace the suck!