Candles are the perfect gift. If the receiver doesn't like them they can set them on fire and remove the problem.

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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 299d (1 reply)

There aren't many things you CAN'T do that with.

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 299d

Almost like it's their intended purpose.

spongebue@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 299d (1 reply)

If I don't like them it's probably because it's scented and makes my allergies go nuts 😟

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 299d

Set them on fire outside? Safety.

Krejall@ttrpg.network · 17 pts · 298d (3 replies)

PSA: Don't give scented candles to your friends who keep invertebrate pets. There is some evidence that aerosolized scents can cause dyskinetic syndrome, which is a terrible way to go.

Dasus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 298d

Rather a niche warning, but good looking out.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 298d

because the volatine chemicals have aromatic compounds, or alcohols in it.

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 1 pts · 298d

Cats have spines but are bendy... Hmmm...

Eiri@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 299d (4 replies)

They're a terrible gift. I have a zillion candles they I keep around and can't quite get around to throwing away

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 299d (3 replies)

You could burn them... In a big pile....

Eiri@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 298d (2 replies)

The soot.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 298d (1 reply)

Do it outside so the smoke goes up into the sky to become stars.

Monzcarro@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 298d

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it.

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 298d (1 reply)

i have irritant-induced asthma and if there's a lit candle in the room with me I breathe significantly worse and have to cough a lot

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 298d

scented is very noxious, because they have chemicals in it to volatilize the scents. usually aromatic carbons(benzene structure) or alcohols.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 8 pts · 299d (13 replies)

I like giving bacon scented candles to my vegan friends to remind them of what they’re missing.

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 299d (12 replies)

That would fall under the category of a dick move.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 6 pts · 299d (11 replies)

Is it a dick move if they’re vegan bacon scented candles though?

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 299d (10 replies)

That's up to them.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 7 pts · 299d (9 replies)

But you called the original comment and I quote a dick move so I thought it was up to you?

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 299d (8 replies)

It's always up to the receiver how a gift is accepted.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 299d (7 replies)

So why did you unilaterally decide that a bacon scented candle to a vegan is a dick move?

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 299d

You seem to be under the impression my opinion counts for anything. You should stop that.

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 298d (1 reply)
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Monzcarro@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 298d

They are consumables so you can just say you used the up if anyone asks.

As a person who is difficult to buy for (not because I want special things but because I don't really want anything), candles are ideal as I either like them and use them, or can say I did. Much better that something I am expected to wear or constantly display in my home.

Drusas@fedia.io · 4 pts · 298d (1 reply)

Most of the candle is designed very specifically so that it will not, in fact, catch fire and burn.

Natanael@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 298d

Not with that attitude timescale

kubok@fedia.io · 2 pts · 298d (1 reply)

If you give me a candle as a present, you are not my friend anymore.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 298d

If I give you a candle as a present, I was never your friend.

Shigeko_Kageyama@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 289d

And they never go bad so you can just slap a new label on the gift and give it to someone else next Christmas