My ink pad is dry :-/

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bulwark@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 285d

BRB, have to go express my HP's ink glands.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 13 pts · 285d

It's a printer prostate!

dmention7@midwest.social · 13 pts · 285d (1 reply)

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 285d

The penis mightier.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 285d

They have NSFW tags for a reason!

ChuckTheMonkey@fedia.io · 7 pts · 285d

Tried on my laser printer and it's broken now

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 285d

Helpdesk ticket: Made the printer nut.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 285d

I retired my last printer in 2004, when I realized the only things people wanted me to print were pron or fake documents..

sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 285d

Once you have turned on the printer, and after the tray lifts (or you have put the manual feed load into the open position), the transfer unit becomes charged and the fuser rapidly increases in temperature. The printer is now ready to begin expelling its toner, via the transfer unit, to the face of the print medium, where the intense heat will then cause it to fix permanently.