The most dangerous activity

(on a serious note those are terrible choices for SCHOOL BATHROOM SIGNS because they're literally visual innuendos and it feels incredibly gross)

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Okokimup@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 308d (9 replies)

Absolutely terrible, and yet I like it as an answering metaphor to the idea that multiple penises somehow wear out a vagina.

87Six@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 308d (5 replies)

Idk I'm oripilated at the fact vaginas would sharpen my dick, it would disappear

cAUzapNEAGLb@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 308d (4 replies)

I was so excited to come across a new word, oripilated, its got good word potential

But upon searching, i became oripilated that there was no definition or existence of this word :(

87Six@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 308d (3 replies)

What the fuck

Where the hell did I get that then

I swear I'm on my meds

87Six@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 308d

Oh it is a word... in fucking Romanian...

Shellbeach@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Horripilation is a word*

*English

GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 308d

Horripilation

Well that's a word I'm going to use at some point in my life. And given it's NaNo season I'm possibly going to use it before the end of the week!!

Seriously - what a fantastic word!!

GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 308d (2 replies)

Also hopefully it teaches boys to be wary of shoving their penises where they are not welcome?

athatet@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Are pencil sharpeners not welcoming of pencils?

GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d

If the image is supposed to represent what it's suggesting?

Not always, no.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 308d

Dah LGHDTVs are grooming our kidz!

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NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 308d (2 replies)

Straight people are so weird sometimes.

KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 308d (1 reply)

I really really hope this is not shown to actual kids omfg

SalamenceFury@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 308d

This does look like a schoolyard, so... Are we ready to beat whoever thought of this with hammers?

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 308d (1 reply)

PESIS...PENCIS

Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 306d

"Pen is gone" would have been a very good pun

fartographer@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 308d (1 reply)

"Deeper"

"THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS!"

GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 308d

I see comments like that and the first thing that springs to mind is "Balrogs in your vagina? Have you considered seeing a doctor?"

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 308d

Today I learned I've been using mine all wrong. I never knew you were supposed to twirl around your partner like that!

sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social · 6 pts · 308d (2 replies)
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GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 308d

THAT'S your problem with the image???? The COLOUR???????

TheRealKuni@piefed.social · 9 pts · 308d

It’s not pink! It’s lightish red!

Krauerking@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 308d

You guys have colors? I can only draw in offwhite or red with mine.