The Palantir Stare aka The Thiel Razzle

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tuckerm@feddit.online · 98 pts · 297d (10 replies)

Peter Thiel gives himself blood transfusions with the blood of younger people in order to slow the aging process. It is a procedure that scientists call "not working."

Xanthobilly@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 297d (2 replies)

Has he tried it with an HIV patient? For science?

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 297d (1 reply)

I heard a direct blood transfusion with an Ebola patient will make you immortal

psoul@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 297d

I heard that you can only catch prions once… just saying.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 297d (4 replies)

he mustve gotten the advice from bryan johnson who is also doing the same thing, getting blood from his son, he looks like a vampire.

chwilson@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 297d (3 replies)

Can’t hear Bryan’s name without remembering him tweeting about his 19 year old kid’s boners

Tangent5280@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 296d

Ah yes, the one thing that all 19 year old guys want - their boner data to be made public. I hope the billionaire money is eniugh to properly insulate him or atleast to pay for therapy.

But Lmao at "stand tall, be firm"

LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 296d

GeneralVincent@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 296d

I was curious how he tracked that

https://talktoadam.com/adam-sensor

Found it. Kinda tempted to try it as a trans woman, HRT typically lowers the number of random erection. Wonder if there's any, or what 'AndroAge" it thinks I am

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 297d

Bravo

Draegur@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 296d

To be fair who ever heard of any billionaire ACTUALLY working?

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 61 pts · 297d (17 replies)

Thiel looks like Voldemort with a nose.

Fandangalo@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 297d (9 replies)

ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 297d

Too much life in the eyes, too much color in the skin.

MTZ@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 297d

Incredible.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 296d

This actually makes him look more human

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 297d (3 replies)

Immaculate, wish i could give you 10 upvotes.

TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 297d (2 replies)

Lemmy gold is right there....

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 297d (1 reply)

Woah buddy, I don't have cash for gold in this economy

TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 297d

Don't worry, they accept payment plans

BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 296d

Somehow this is an improvement over his actual face lol

too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 297d

Is this AI? Gross

db2@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 297d (2 replies)

Voldemort was less of a cartoonish villain.

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 297d (1 reply)

Voldemort at least had style. Thiel is just a weird loser.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 296d

Volfemort also waged a war on a high school for wizards. Imo voldemort is more of a David Koresh / Waco situation while Theil is a run of the mill psychopath who is incredibly rich.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 297d (3 replies)

Thiel looks like Voldemort with a nose.

Voldemort with a nose is just Voldemort, without a nose, with a nose.

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 297d (2 replies)

You're right, but I am contractually obligated to tell you to fuck off.

I will still be giving you an upvote.

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 297d (1 reply)

What good is an assassin with 3 asses? The normal number of two already seems burdensome and here you are sporting a third.

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 297d

You see, one is a decoy ass. Not unlike a lizard, it will break off when attacked.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 50 pts · 297d (5 replies)

Also, this guy is a self-taught expert on 'the Anti-Christ', and really, really wants you to know he is not the Anti-Christ, its uh, actually, Greta Thunberg, or something.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 297d (1 reply)

I thought AI regulations were the anti-christ

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 296d

The real antichrist is taxing rich people

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 297d

he made a deal with a demon

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 296d (1 reply)

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

If he was, he'd know he's following a guy that somehow managed to fullfill every single prophecy about the Antichrist.....

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 296d

Yeah, as an ex or deconverted fundamentalist, it is somewhere between hilarious and terrifying to me how... just fucking obvious it is that all of these nutjob theofacsists just are worshipping people who meet basically all the criteria.

They are the idiots who would be fooled by false miracles, they follow the lawless one.

They're so incredibly deluded.

Here's my uh, off the cuff, 'end times' theory:

The Rapture did happen.

No one was saved, because none are worthy.

Part4@infosec.pub · 25 pts · 297d (3 replies)

He is mentally ill.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 297d (2 replies)

All billionaires are mentally ill

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 297d (1 reply)

greed is an illness like any other mental illness.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 296d

It’s a form of hoarding disorder

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 23 pts · 297d

this guy also had a "boy toy" last year that got allegdly "defenestrated" in florida. the bf was becoming increasingly concerned about thiels anti-lgbtq+ policies, and was becoming too public for THIELS liking.

olbaidiablo@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 297d

He looks like a necropedozoophile.

the_q@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 297d
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ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 296d

Peter Thiel is mentally retarded. No two ways about it.

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 297d (1 reply)

If the bug guy from MiB had a baby with Duke Nukem, killed the offspring, had Madame Toussad make a wax replica of the corpse, and burned down the museum the result would still look like a better representation of a person than Peter Thiel.

Evil takes of a hell of a toll on these sumbitches.

Splenetic@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 297d

He looks like hes growing a new skeleton next to his Old one

DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 11 pts · 297d (1 reply)

Oh god he's looking to the side but I can feel him staring straight into my browser history.

psoul@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d

Well, show the class: what do you have to hide?

demizerone@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 297d

He looks like someone that's in the Epstein files.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 296d

I randomly got a job recommendation from one of the sites that looked for exactly my programming skill set. I was interested until I saw what company it was -- Palantir. GOD DAMN IT. On the plus side, most of these job listings are fake anyway, so it was probably just a phishing attempt of sorts based on my resume. At least the AI isn't smart enough yet to know they should not mention Palantir with me.

lechekaflan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 297d

Punchable face.

zd9@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 297d

this meme is SO 2025-coded

sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 297d

It's evil Peter Garrett!

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 296d

Poo Steel

CannonFodder@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d (7 replies)

The fuck is freedomcel?

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 297d (1 reply)

Since this is on shitpost, I hope it's not really a thing

Soulg@ani.social · 10 pts · 297d

It's a joke

OldSageRick@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 297d (3 replies)

Its a word play, like incel (being involuntary celibate), but despite the word being a shortening soon enough internet gave birth to femcel. This had the same meaning as incel but for women, or more accurately female. Although the original in theory could be used for anyone it became a more or less 4chan exclusive (as in you are using 4chan -> you are an incel).

That all being context, now a words with a XYZcel structure became used to say marginalized (not necessary, but the person using it believes it true) community with some core identifying mark.

Freedomcel by that logic means a marginalized group of people who like freedom.

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 297d (2 replies)

Commentcel level shitcelling

psoul@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d (1 reply)

Ok go back to the gatekeepcels

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 296d

It's only gatekeeping when you have the authority to exclude people
#gatekeepinggatekeeping

DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 297d

Those involuntarily without freedom.