Back in my day, we all had pyramids. This cube thing has too many angles to it.

I wish I was this cool 😔

Typical Nextdoor.com post.

"There was a strange man, walking down our street today with a strange hat. I'm sure he's totally fine, but does anyone know about this?"

THEY WASH IT OVER 9 TIMES A DAY

But no metal polish?! Kids nowadays...

This could be us, except I'm an old dude and I don't know any of you.

Because you’re an old. The half-remembered fixations of your long-passed adolescence were the forbidden fruit of alcohol, drugs, sex and R-rated movies. Your decrepit Xoomer mind is literally incapable of understanding cube.

Ohh finally I understand what it is to be "Gleaming the Cube". I remember this being referenced in my own childhood.

I've seen this in Rimworld, cube obsession is contagious we're doomed!

Did not make out the actual cube in the pictures at first and thought this was some historic old-man-yells-at-Rubik's-cube.

Tom Waits song/spoken word piece about this exact type of paranoia:

What's he building

Pondering the cube

Wish they would've said 'gleaming the cube'

Missed opportunity

But a pyramid's angles are sharper 😭

Sounds like either a prank, or hazing. I'm like 55/45 on that.