You know in that Shania Twain song she doesnt care if you're good looking, smart or have a car. So you can be a dumb ugly fuck who takes the bus if you're loaded.
Ted Nugent the great American Patriot was definitely not singing about being a Pedo in his song "Jailbait"
I mean just look at these lyrics. Nothing to see here:
Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably clean
There's one little think I got do to you
Him and kid rock seriously just told on themselves and are practically worshipped by the same people who always use the "think about the kids" argument.
Maybe I am too young to have properly understood some context or something, but uh... no, naw, on finding the music video for that as an early teen, on early youtube...
No no no, it very much just screams 'Sent Chris Hansen to the film studio for this ASAP'.
Like, I'm fairly sure a whole lot of very early uses of pedobear, on 4chan, involved people using it as reactions to people posting that music video.
I mean, I've met plenty of women with legs, but fairly few who know how to use them.
On a potentially funnier note: I'm pretty sure I did actually date 'Rosie' from 'Whole Lotta Rosie'... pretty damn close to the exact measurements in the song.
Unfortunately, she did not know how to use her legs, in the ZZ Top sense.
... being basically a male, bi, twink/twunk switch has been... interesting, in both good and bad ways, lol.
I've experienced a wide range of uh, people, things... and its always funny to me how many people just think everyone acts by more or less the same rules as them and their ... usually straight, very vanilla partners do, in the bedroom.
“Well, daughter, haven’t I taught you to forgive and to forget?
So, your father sowed his oats, oh still you should not fret.
Your father may be the cause of all the boys in town, but still…..
He’s not the one who sired you so marry who you will.”
76 Comments
sepi@piefed.social · 83 pts · 309d
I can't even imagine what it must have been like before they had legs
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 100 pts · 309d
Whole place was crawling with pussy.
Dadifer@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 308d
I'm visualizing vagina lips moving like little legs.
turdcollector69@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 308d
It's more like a snail or caterpillar
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · -2 pts · 308d
Tuna smelling snail trails all through the kitchen.
M137@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 308d
Whole place was crawling pussy.*
SPRUNT@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 307d
"She's got cilia"
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 309d
I want a girl with a short skirt and a LOOOOOOONG skirt underneath it so I cant see her ankles.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 308d
Nana nana nana
Nana nana na na.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d
Bat-man!
burgermeister@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 308d
This is hilarious
MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 306d
The jacket could be so long it's a coat where you can't see them either.
Nomecks@lemmy.ca · 45 pts · 309d
Ooh, she's a killing machine
She got everything
Like a moving mouth
Body control and everything
csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 3 pts · 308d
She's got curves in all the right places
And thank the Lord for that, imagine being elbowless
khepri@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 309d
tbf, country music is still very much like: "sundress. also she has hair and is drinking"
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 308d
Cold jeans. It's a fucking scarecrow again
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 308d
Alright, picky ablist mf
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 308d
Also
Like us adhd sufferers don't get it rubbed in our face on a daily basis.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 24 pts · 308d
"She was leggy. Legs for days. Too many legs, in fact. She resembled something akin to a millipede. She may have, in fact, not even been human."
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 308d
9/10, would.
echodot@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 306d
Sounds like a police squad quote
Okokimup@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 308d
You're just my type. You have a pulse and you are breathing.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d
Yup, my thought too. Saint Motel is the least picky
shalafi@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 308d
Hard to be picky when men have forgotten what drives every girl crazy.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 308d
You're just making a solid ZZ top reference and some troglodyte down voted you. Sigh.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 308d
🤦🏻♂️
Delphia@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 308d
Shania Twain still wont be impressed.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 308d
Pocket full of change.
Delphia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
You know in that Shania Twain song she doesnt care if you're good looking, smart or have a car. So you can be a dumb ugly fuck who takes the bus if you're loaded.
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 308d
Men were definitely less picky before, the paradise city was just a city with pretty girls and green grass.
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 308d
vrek@programming.dev · 14 pts · 308d
Well you gotta admit a place with bluegrass isn't paradise... It's probably Kentucky!
Bgugi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 307d
Apparently the original lyric was "girls are fat and they've got big titties," but the rest of the band wanted to change it.
etherphon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 308d
Whatever you do don't go back to the 50s because every song is about teenage girls.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 308d
same with the 80s.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 308d
Ted Nugent the great American Patriot was definitely not singing about being a Pedo in his song "Jailbait"
I mean just look at these lyrics. Nothing to see here:
Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you're probably clean There's one little think I got do to you
Mjpasta710@midwest.social · 7 pts · 308d
Courtney Love fellated him reportedly, while less than 14 years of age.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 308d
Burn it all down.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 308d
Him and kid rock seriously just told on themselves and are practically worshipped by the same people who always use the "think about the kids" argument.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 308d
Fucking Stranglehold.
The song is basically about him murdering his gf.
Then you've got fuckin' Little Girls by Oingo Boingo, just how in the fuck did that song ever get aired on terrestrial radio?
Rooty@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d
Little Girls is satire though, it's supposed to gross you out.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d
Wasn't that one more tongue in cheek? (Oingo boingo I mean)
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 308d
Maybe I am too young to have properly understood some context or something, but uh... no, naw, on finding the music video for that as an early teen, on early youtube...
No no no, it very much just screams 'Sent Chris Hansen to the film studio for this ASAP'.
Like, I'm fairly sure a whole lot of very early uses of pedobear, on 4chan, involved people using it as reactions to people posting that music video.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 307d
According to Wikipedia, "the song was written as satire"
So I know that's only someone else's opinion, but at least I'm not alone in thinking that.
etherphon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
I mean that's basically what hair metal was all about so I suppose.
Snowpix@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 308d
If driving fast cars you like, or low bars you like
If old hymns you like, or bare limbs you like
If Mae West you like, or me undressed you like
Well, nobody will oppose!
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 309d
“My darling’s still got all her teeth…”
MattW03@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 308d
Back in my time body heat was an extra.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 308d
At first I thought this was a red meridian nod, then I parsed it with your comment. Life is a little less magical now.
MattW03@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 307d
As it should be my friend. As it should be. 🫱
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 304d
🫲 it hurts, but yes.
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech · 12 pts · 308d
To be fair, she did know how to use them
gmtom@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 308d
I mean that's basically what I'm currently looking for in a woman
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 308d
*legs optional.
Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 308d
That's because the average person has 1.999... legs, hence the appreciation for having 2.
bampop@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 308d
They didn't say she had 2. It's plural, but she could have 8 legs for all you know.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 308d
Quelaag mommy‽
bampop@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d
Maybe. Or maybe she likes to collect spare bits of furniture that might come in handy one day. I've got several legs.
Although, I don't know how to use them. Yeah, all things considered, she's probably just Quelaag
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 308d
I mean, I've met plenty of women with legs, but fairly few who know how to use them.
On a potentially funnier note: I'm pretty sure I did actually date 'Rosie' from 'Whole Lotta Rosie'... pretty damn close to the exact measurements in the song.
Unfortunately, she did not know how to use her legs, in the ZZ Top sense.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 308d
Well, Rosie at least definitely knew how to choose them.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 308d
... being basically a male, bi, twink/twunk switch has been... interesting, in both good and bad ways, lol.
I've experienced a wide range of uh, people, things... and its always funny to me how many people just think everyone acts by more or less the same rules as them and their ... usually straight, very vanilla partners do, in the bedroom.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 308d
🎶Yeah, you, you're just my type
🎶Oh, you got a pulse and you are breathing
yopyop@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 309d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDcTLaWJuo
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 308d
Evolution of hiphop:
1970: “The revolution will not be televised”
1979: “He can't satisfy you with his little worm, but I can bust you out with my super sperm”
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 307d
All I'm asking is that she has lungs and is able to use them
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 307d
Careful, I've been called out for ableism in this post, and your comment might be perilously close.
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 307d
Like Florence Welch or more in a not a zombie capacity?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 307d
Amputee fetishists be like: "🎵She doesn't got legs!🎵"
klemptor@startrek.website · 2 pts · 308d
Inextricably linked to "Lift Me Up" for me
Justas@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 307d
“Well, daughter, haven’t I taught you to forgive and to forget? So, your father sowed his oats, oh still you should not fret. Your father may be the cause of all the boys in town, but still….. He’s not the one who sired you so marry who you will.”
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 309d
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 307d
There are still plenty of guys who swipe right on every single profile!
Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 308d
Sheer Energy legs.
Johnmannesca@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 306d
Prolly never heard Ugly God smh
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 307d
ableism
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 307d
Uh, sure.
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 306d
jk