Yeah, that’s a classic case of Acute Waifuitis. If you notice your firend’s computer hardware starts manifesting anime girls, treat that as a cry for help. He won’t be aware of it, but you may be his only hope.
Early symptoms include disrupted sleep cycle due to binge-watching seasonal anime at 3 AM, developing strong opinions about dub vs. sub, and using obscure anime references in real world situations.
It can progress to full-blown Weeb Ascension Syndrome, where you start collecting figurines you can’t afford, and unironically using Japanese honorifics with your friends.
Better get that checked out before you wake up one day with a katana collection and a part-time job at an anime convention.
28 Comments
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 295d
My hands look like that so her hands can look like this
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 295d
The sheer difference in meaning before and after watching Evangelion is astonishing.
Zirconium@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 295d
I'm so fucked up
wioum@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 295d
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 295d
Might wanna see a doctor about that
Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 295d
Yeah, that’s a classic case of Acute Waifuitis. If you notice your firend’s computer hardware starts manifesting anime girls, treat that as a cry for help. He won’t be aware of it, but you may be his only hope.
Early symptoms include disrupted sleep cycle due to binge-watching seasonal anime at 3 AM, developing strong opinions about dub vs. sub, and using obscure anime references in real world situations.
It can progress to full-blown Weeb Ascension Syndrome, where you start collecting figurines you can’t afford, and unironically using Japanese honorifics with your friends.
Better get that checked out before you wake up one day with a katana collection and a part-time job at an anime convention.
CameronDev@programming.dev · 9 pts · 295d
No big deal, just lick the excess off your fingers and carry on.
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 295d
I think I'm going to be sick...
hexx@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 295d
Disgusting.
davidagain@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 295d
You are being assimilated. You are Borg. The Borg queen sends you this message: Resistance is futile.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 295d
Weeb goo.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 294d
its a reference to end of NGE, where shinji jerks off to asukas unconscious body when he saw her boob through the sheets.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d
Ear wax?
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 295d
Thermal paste.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 295d
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 295d
How do you know?
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 294d
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 5 pts · 295d
Personal lubricant.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 294d
All jokes aside, you probably don't ever want to get that stuff on your skin or injest it
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 294d
Is there even a theoretical use for thermal paste on a graphics card? Are those heatsinks even removable
BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 294d
Yes. Yes.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 294d
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 295d
Jerking off JB again?
Chozo@fedia.io · 3 pts · 294d
Justin Bieber?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 294d
Weld. JB Weld.
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 294d
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 295d
Yeah you don't want that shit touching your skin, wipe that off and wash your hands for the next ten minutes or soEdit: I was going with what I learned over a decade ago, I was quite off there. TIL!
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 295d
What do you think is in thermal paste that warrants such a reaction?
Denvil@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 295d
Tylenol obviously
Badabinski@kbin.earth · 5 pts · 295d
I looked at the SDS for several different thermal pastes, and nothing was too concerning. Most are just zinc oxide and some kind of silicone.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 293d
I was going with what I learned over a decade ago, I was quite off there. TIL!
I edited my comment