Captain America

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17 Comments

ook@discuss.tchncs.de · 66 pts · 312d (4 replies)
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Evkob@lemmy.ca · 37 pts · 312d (1 reply)

salty_chief@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 311d

Imagine having super strength and that weight as leverage. Dude would be a wrecking ball. Shield in one hand and a sub sandwich in other. Fighting while eating.

OscarRobin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 311d (1 reply)

Ngl I kinda like the ‘empty’ feeling I get from the unfinished version too

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 311d

Exactly why I saved the unfinished one over the finished one.

floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 312d

Still a better posture than Trump

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 312d (2 replies)

Average American: ... Captain! ... the house is on fire and it's full of starving children!

Captain Baloney: .... meh .... yeah, I'm waiting for my cheeseburger ... might get around to it later

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 312d

"No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights!"

Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 311d

Yeah I know, that was my friend Captain Israel

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 6 pts · 312d

biblically acurate
He is also a fascist. Needs a MAGA hat

JayFonduh@lemmy.org · 4 pts · 312d

That is very good work wow. The mix of purpose/apathy is beautiful

vigiv83673@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 312d (1 reply)
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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 7 pts · 312d

Since when did Americans take siesta? Get back to work, your half hour lunch is over!

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 311d

Oh, I thought he was sitting in trial at first glance, which would've been right for modern 'Murica.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 311d

Is this your painting? If not whose the artist?

wischi@programming.dev · 1 pts · 312d

Removed by mod

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 312d (2 replies)

The Blob would make a good Cap in whatever idiotic iteration of the multiverse they're shoving down our throats now is.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 311d (1 reply)

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move."

Glytch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 311d

Nothing moves The Blob!